I went clothes shopping at RAMPAGE (so hip with the kids today) yesterday afternoon.
As I stood in the dressing room, trying on a skin tight skirt and tank top suitable for concert going, I found myself bopping my head to the hip-hop/techno music they had pumped through the store to give it that CROBAR atmosphere.
The skin tight skirt wasn’t EXACTLY what my body needed to feel good about itself, so I moved on to the next item, which also didn’t work.
Only as I was angrily peeling off the THIRD outfit did I hear the lyrics to the song:
“If it don’t fit…don’t force it, baby”
cough
it must have been a sign.
jarbaby