My friend got hold of the personal email address of a minor UK celebrity. She found it while reading through my dad’s old stuff, which included a copy of “Who’s Who On Television” with various agent and personal contact details scribbled in beside the people he would soon interview. Dad died years before email but I kept using the book myself for a while, hence the address. UK dopers who watched telly in the eighties would probably remember the lady. She was in a sitcom, but it hasn’t been revived or anything. No idea what she does now.
Anyway my friend was a little drunk one night and wrote a long, very sincere email to this woman. Being drunk, she went overboard on the emotion and how much of a support the minor celebrity’s work had been to her during those dark days. This was all nonsense, but well-intentioned and delivered with reasonable sincerity. The next day she was a little concerned to discover what she’d done, but on reading what she found in “sent mail” she expected to get no reply, or possibly a brief note saying how nice it was to be appreciated. Two days later a reply arrived. It read “Oh FUCK OFF you MORON”.
I just thought it was nice. You know. To be insulted like that. Somehow it seems nicer than just a polite reply. More honest, more real, y’know. In fact I think I’m a fan for the first time. It couldn’t be more different from her onscreen persona.
Did a celebrity ever insult you? Physical violence is acceptable too.