And I’m trying to conjure in my mind a picture of a Tennessee hippie and it just is not working. I can imagine what a Tennesse hillbilly would think of a hippie (that the best ones are dead.
I guess that fairly well disqualifies me as her FB. Ain’t that a shame.
For years I’ve thought the perfect man would be one that would come over 3-4 days a week for sex and then get the hell out. No mushy talking or any of that other crap. Just fuck and go. Now I have a phrase for what I want. A FB. How quaint.
Um, I’m pretty sure that TN*hippie is a dude. Unless his profile is fictional… 
PinkBikini, wanna verify that personally?
Peace y’all,
The Hippiebilly
Does she have to be 30-45? 
No. That’s a general age range, plus or minus 10 years. Other considerations are much more important!
Really well how about plus or minus…13 years…?
I’ll get back to you in December when I turn 30.
Kricket, you’re in.