TN*Hippie Seeks Part-Time FB
Qualifications: f, 30 to 45, sweet, smart
Perks: mental, emotional, physical satisfaction guaranteed
Hours: 6 per week if we’re lucky
Location: Nashville
Duration: you decide
Elation: no doubt
APPLY NOW!
Look, somebody replied!!! Seee, you havn’t been totally rejected. 
Good luck in your search for mutual elation, Hippie.
I’m curious…would your preference be 6 hours once a week, 3 hours twice a week…12 quickies…?
[sub]I’m just wondering if there are limiting factors on the duration thing…[/sub]
Not to sound like a nimrod, but what does ‘FB’ stand for?
fuck bitch?
You requires six hours per week.
Considering it takes me about a minute to get off while masturbating, if I hurry, that means 2520 orgasms. I don’t know about you, but I would easily take that, over six hours and a total of fifteen orgasms(@ 2.5 orgasms per hour), any day. Whether or not 2520 orgasms in a week is physically possible, I have yet to try.
Fuck Buddy.
Medical Dopers, keep an eye out for wishbone at your local ER - he’ll be the one suffering from very embarrassing third-degree rug burns.
Mrs. Bandersnatch already has full time use of this FB.
It’s been 248 minutes since my last post. I don’t know what happened, but I collapsed after my 146th orgasm. I’m a failure! Is it ok if I take a break?
Re: FB
Carina42 is correct, and thus qualifies for the position under the “smart” requirement.
Your qualification for intelligence solely involves decifering one anacronym?
So, could the f part refer to transgenders? Does sweet mean she’s candy coated?
You know, there are newspapers for this sort of thing. SWPM ISO FB 4 GFE. That’s short and to the point. On the plus side, you might even find a Pegger or a Scatter.
Happy happy joy joy!
acronym! Cripes. Anacronyms would be abbriviations out of place for their time period.
Hey Hippie what smart position was that…
[sub]oh.[/sub]
Well I can sure be sweet too, but I’m taken. 
I’m still trying to figure out Ender’s GFE…great fuck experience? (merely) good fuck experience? galloping fast exxxtasy? groaning fuck encounter?
Darn. kicks dust There go all my fantasies.
Groping for eroticism?
Generally fun environment?
Gluttonous fudge eating?
Giddy first encounter?
Gorgeous female enchantment?
Giggling frolics evermore?
Ghastly Freudian entanglements?
Grandly fortuitous existentialism?
I dunno.
gotta feed elephants,
TN*hippie
[sotto voce]
Keep him occupied girls. He’ll forget about his swollen britches in… oh, about another week or two.
[/sotto voce]
TN*Hippie,
You’re searching for prosititutes on another thread and you don’t know what GFE is? Girl-Friend Experience.
Usually meant to discribe someone who isn’t a strict clock watcher and likes kissing, though YMMV.
And I solely know this because in the name of eradicating ignorance I feel it is my duty to learn about everything I possibly can about a wide range of subjects and you can hold me to that in a court of law, by jove.
Okay, in the interest of combating ignorance, namely, my own, what is a Pegger?
Scatter, I’ve heard of (gag).
If Enderw24 is a Savage Love reader, then I think he is referring to the newly minted word used to describe female-on-male anal sex (via a strap-on).