well sit right back and you’ll hear a tale of our fateful trip…
we were gonna have a roadtrip journety
BrainerdMN - StCloud MN (90 miles) but beforehand, we had to dig out a drainage trough from my friend’s parent’s restaurant to the road. with all the snow melting, it was a lake. so we left at 2:30, wanted to get outta Brainerd at 12:00, but it was all good. we get about 7 miles outta town, and we’re feelin’ good, listenin’ to Queen, cruisin’ down the highway, my 2 best friends and I. we get about 10 miles outta town, doin’ 71, 72 MPH when we see a Hwy Patrolman flash his lights and turn around.
got nabbed for doin’ 71,72 in a 50. a $90 ticket
so we continue, already tainted our trip, but we are persistent.
we get to St Cloud, the mecca of Central MN; and go to the only place where a respectable teen would
and so we get there, and before we know it, it’s 4:50, and we want to go to a movie (Crouching tiger hidden dragon)
we call up the movie place (now it’s 5:10, we had to find a phone book…)
and they say the movie started at about 4:40
so we are even more pissed and go to Audio King to drown our sorrows by listening to Electrostatic speakers.
we get out of Audio King at about 7:30, and while walking out to the car, our driver gave a loud “FUCK!!!”
we knew something was up, ran to the truck, pulled on the handles and they didn’t budge. I looked inside, and I could see that the keys were in the ignition, and the doors were locked.
we called AAA and they came and jimmied the doors.
needless to say, we left St. Cloud and came back to brainerd. Waste of a day.