Ever had a nightmare in which you got a tattoo you didn't want?

I don’t have any tattoos and don’t plan on getting any, but I’m always having dreams where I get a tattoo that I don’t want. (My girlfriend has tattoos so I see them on a regular basis - possibly explaining why I always dream of them.)

Last night I had a horrible, cold-sweat nightmare in which I somehow got an elaborate, full-color tattoo of a red rose and a banner reading “Ricky Martin.” I was horrified and disgusted, and I remember thinking “I can’t possibly afford to get this removed, so I’m going to have to figure out a way to justify having ‘Ricky Martin’ on my arm!”

Other tattoos I’ve dreamed of having and not wanting:

Beavis and Butt-Head

A giant black rectangle

A picture of my own face

In all of these dreams, I have no recollection of actually getting tattooed - the tat just appears on my body. And in all of them, I am filled with regret and terror, and panic because I have no way of removing them.

Do any of you guys or gals experience these dreams? If so, do you have any tattoos in real life?

Not a tattoo I didn’t want, but…

When my daughter was a toddler, I had a dream that I went to pick her up at day care, and while I was doing so, I say two kids in the back of the play area “playing” with tattoo “guns” (dream remember?) scribbling on each other’s faces with them.

I tried to get the care giver’s attention, and she turned to me after looking at them and said “Its ok, they are just expressing themeselves”…

regards
FML

Not a tattoo I didn’t want, but…

When my daughter was a toddler, I had a dream that I went to pick her up at day care, and while I was doing so, I say two kids in the back of the play area “playing” with tattoo “guns” (dream remember?) scribbling on each other’s faces with them.

I tried to get the care giver’s attention, and she turned to me after looking at them and said “Its ok, they are just expressing themeselves”…

regards
FML

Not a tattoo I didn’t want, but…

When my daughter was a toddler, I had a dream that I went to pick her up at day care, and while I was doing so, I say two kids in the back of the play area “playing” with tattoo “guns” (dream remember?) scribbling on each other’s faces with them.

I tried to get the care giver’s attention, and she turned to me after looking at them and said “Its ok, they are just expressing themeselves”…

regards
FML

I had a nightmare become reality when I found I had a tattoo in one of the worst possible places and still have no idea how it got there. It’s on my daughter’s shoulder.

And it became a repeating dream, but it only happened twice, not three times like Full Metal Lotus’s did.

WHUPSIE!

Sorry about that… Moderator, please remove and eliminate the unneeded and non required repitition and reduncnancy.

Thanks
FML

I’ve never had a tattoo dream, and I have one. A few weeks ago, I dreamt that Paris Hilton did her reality TV show in my lab and I disected her dog for lymph nodes.

Feel better?