“lieu – raising the tone of the boards since August 2001”
If he had a point, it wouldn’t look like a hammerhead shark, would it?
Sleep deprivation. Makes everything funny.
Do you know why the end of poop is tapered? So your ass doesn’t slam shut.
And lieu, I still think you should have a newsletter or mailing list to announce new threads. The Flatulent Flyer, or something.
OH. MY. GOD.
Wikkit, that’s what my dad used to say. Except he said that it was tapered so your ass didn’t clap shut (which he had to demonstrate by clapping his hands, of course). How funny.
And Flatulant Flyer is an EXCELLENT name.
My son was probably, oh, about one-and-a-half. He was sitting on the couch between my mother and I. (He called her Bama.) We were all watching TV. I tried to sneak one off. Apparently it wasn’t sneaky enough because a couple of seconds later, he turned to her with wide-eyed innocence and asked,
“Bama fart?”
She got all flustered when I started laughing and pointing at her.
Jesus, lieu. I have to remember to look for your threads whenever I’ve had a bad day. I had a crappy day (heh!) and this just made it all fade away.
Thanks!
Holeeee crap. I am so lucky there are no actual people in the library this time of night, or they would be wondering what the crazy book-check girl is doing almost falling out of her chair in an effort to suppress insane giggles. Fabulous, fabulous. Thank you.
Heh, it serves you phuckers right. Y’all are always making me fight ballistic against worktime giggles. Fair’s fair.
And jeez Rysdad, that simply busted me up!
Alright, I’m sending this thread to the White House. President Bush needs to be notified – lieu’s butt crack IS the Axis of Evil.
Grinding beans. /snerk/ I’ve never heard that euphemism before. Great story.
Heh, I hadn’t thought about that. I’d meant the coffee but it does work pretty well the other way too.