Ever shave your balls?

Maybe you just need a hobby (well, a different hobby).

Absolutely, when you do it for the first time. But daily maintenance takes just a minute or so per day. Just soap up and do a once-over. No stuble, ever!

Note: Soap up and go. If you don’t go, the process can take far longer.

Not so. If you sunbathe, the added skin area will reflect more light back into space.

I do it on a fairly regular basis. My balls don’t itch after a shaving, so I go completely hairless down there. However, I keep the fairway trimmed down to about 1/4 inch- when I went hairless in that area, oh boy, that was itchy. Won’t be doing that again any time soon. I found that there’s an inverse correlation between the amount of hair on my balls and the amount of oral attention they receive, so they stay hairless, and everyone’s happy.

Actually, I find it helps keep my globes cool.

Yes, and they stick to your legs…more. If you go commando, that is.

Yeah, but seems I rarely get the chance nowadays, mainly because I don’t know where to find a good table. Used to though I could cut them and they’d fall right into a pocket. Sometimes I could cut two at once.

My friend, he really made a mess trying to shave his balls. Usually he’d cut them too much or too little and they’d go flyin’ all over the place. A Mexican, he laugh and say it was because English was his second language.

Gay male chiming in; trimmed pubes look nice, but I find completely hairless genitalia a little unsettling :eek: . I’m not into prepubescent boys nor men who look like them.

I understand the reason for the comparison, but a grown male with shaved balls doesn’t resemble a prepubescent boy any more than a grown woman with a shaved pussy resemblers a prepubescent girl.

Hense, the ‘commando knife’…? :eek:

I know, but it still creeps me out.

Oh, lord, the ads…

Sort of a hijack, but since we’re talking about razor bumps and itching, I’ve been using a roll-on product thingie that helps better than TendSkin or BumpPatrol, or BikiniZone (in my experience anyway). I’ve had this one container for, gosh, 6-8 months. I saw it mentioned on a girl-talk website.

PFB Vanish

Frankly, the price you paid in sticky keys is totally worth it if you heed my advice.

Urgh, for some reason the technicality that I shave the hair on my scrotum off and not my actual balls, keeps playing over and over again in my head in an unpleasant manner :eek:

The fact that we can shave the hair off our scrotums should indicate that we are in the information age. It takes a tremendous amount of technological advances for this complicated procedure.

No really. It’s very simple and is nothing like what you hear in the media. Soap + water = polished balls. No need to tighten the skin; leave it wrinkled! I shave my balls fairly regularly, too. [borat]Yes, it’s nice![/borat]

and the queen makes it three, altho i’d opt for the totally hairless look. the dive master did it once to see how it went. [went fine; thanks for asking :stuck_out_tongue: ].
i’m campaigning for a return engagement of the boys w/o fuzz.

I only shaved my balls once but then they bounced funny. Especially when playing on a clay court. I think the fuzz helps the tennis balls get better friction.

What? That’s not what you’re talking about?

OMG, I am wiping tears out of my eyes. That’s the funniest thing I’ve read in awhile.

Ah, yes…recurrent crotch critters. That’s why I did it, too.

Evicted the arachnids, though.