[QUOTE=Roboto]
<snip>I kind of want to shave them right now,<snip>*I actually don’t care about double standards, I just wanted to shave my balls.
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Maybe you just need a hobby (well, a different hobby).
[QUOTE=VarlosZ]
20 minutes???
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Absolutely, when you do it for the first time. But daily maintenance takes just a minute or so per day. Just soap up and do a once-over. No stuble, ever!
Note: Soap up and go. If you don’t go, the process can take far longer.
[QUOTE=Roboto]
This is actually a common misconception. I don’t know if you’ve seen Al Gore’s new movie, but unshaven balls are one of the major contributors to global warming.
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Not so. If you sunbathe, the added skin area will reflect more light back into space.
I do it on a fairly regular basis. My balls don’t itch after a shaving, so I go completely hairless down there. However, I keep the fairway trimmed down to about 1/4 inch- when I went hairless in that area, oh boy, that was itchy. Won’t be doing that again any time soon. I found that there’s an inverse correlation between the amount of hair on my balls and the amount of oral attention they receive, so they stay hairless, and everyone’s happy.
[QUOTE=Roboto]
This is actually a common misconception. I don’t know if you’ve seen Al Gore’s new movie, but unshaven balls are one of the major contributors to global warming.
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Actually, I find it helps keep my globes cool.
Yes, and they stick to your legs…more. If you go commando, that is.
Yeah, but seems I rarely get the chance nowadays, mainly because I don’t know where to find a good table. Used to though I could cut them and they’d fall right into a pocket. Sometimes I could cut two at once.
My friend, he really made a mess trying to shave his balls. Usually he’d cut them too much or too little and they’d go flyin’ all over the place. A Mexican, he laugh and say it was because English was his second language.
[QUOTE=LorieSmurf]
Trimmed is OK, but slick shaved? No. Male genitals are funny looking anyway. But shaving 'em makes 'em look even funnier.
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Gay male chiming in; trimmed pubes look nice, but I find completely hairless genitalia a little unsettling :eek: . I’m not into prepubescent boys nor men who look like them.
I understand the reason for the comparison, but a grown male with shaved balls doesn’t resemble a prepubescent boy any more than a grown woman with a shaved pussy resemblers a prepubescent girl.
[QUOTE=Uncommon Sense]
Yes, and they stick to your legs…more. If you go commando, that is.
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Hense, the ‘commando knife’…? :eek:
[QUOTE=Roboto]
I understand the reason for the comparison, but a grown male with shaved balls doesn’t resemble a prepubescent boy any more than a grown woman with a shaved pussy resemblers a prepubescent girl.
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I know, but it still creeps me out.
Oh, lord, the ads…
Sort of a hijack, but since we’re talking about razor bumps and itching, I’ve been using a roll-on product thingie that helps better than TendSkin or BumpPatrol, or BikiniZone (in my experience anyway). I’ve had this one container for, gosh, 6-8 months. I saw it mentioned on a girl-talk website.
[QUOTE=Captain_C]
You owe me a new keyboard from the coffee I just spit on it! That story was articulated phenominally.
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Frankly, the price you paid in sticky keys is totally worth it if you heed my advice.
Urgh, for some reason the technicality that I shave the hair on my scrotum off and not my actual balls, keeps playing over and over again in my head in an unpleasant manner :eek:
The fact that we can shave the hair off our scrotums should indicate that we are in the information age. It takes a tremendous amount of technological advances for this complicated procedure.
No really. It’s very simple and is nothing like what you hear in the media. Soap + water = polished balls. No need to tighten the skin; leave it wrinkled! I shave my balls fairly regularly, too. [borat]Yes, it’s nice![/borat]
[QUOTE=faithfool]
Aye. I agree with HazelNutCoffee. Anything that helps to prevent the ol’ short and curlies from having to be removed from between my teeth is an A-OK prospect to me. And I’d even go so far as also appreciating a bit of a trim around the flag pole too. The only part that can throw me for a loop is completely shunning the surrounding crop of grass. Without it totally (as opposed to spruced up), it strikes me as not quite right and feels like banging the 15 year old babysitter (or something). However, I’m guessing there may not be an appropriate way to find a balance amongst the two. Does it look hella weird to have one but not the other? Is it necessary to bald everything? Regardless, I do like the best of both worlds and if I get to pick on my preferred aesthetics… 
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and the queen makes it three, altho i’d opt for the totally hairless look. the dive master did it once to see how it went. [went fine; thanks for asking 
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i’m campaigning for a return engagement of the boys w/o fuzz.
I only shaved my balls once but then they bounced funny. Especially when playing on a clay court. I think the fuzz helps the tennis balls get better friction.
What? That’s not what you’re talking about?
[QUOTE=racer72]
Gonna shave your ass too?
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OMG, I am wiping tears out of my eyes. That’s the funniest thing I’ve read in awhile.
[QUOTE=Hal Briston]
Had a case of crabs in my teens that would not. Go. Away. Finally, I decided “fuggit…I’ll make my nuts less of a hospitable envionment”.
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Ah, yes…recurrent crotch critters. That’s why I did it, too.
Evicted the arachnids, though.