RugbyMan, I could not sympathize more. That’s almost everyone’s first reaction.
Then you get down to real cases. Tough ones. And in general, they’re the ones that make it to the USSC. The easy-to-resolve cases get taken care of at a much lower level, as a rule.
No restriction on freedom of speech, or freedom of the press? Absolutely. Until a porn shop opens up next door to the elementary school.
Freedom of religion? What if the church decides to play Christmas carols from a loudspeaker in the belfry and people who work nights cannot sleep? (This was a real case about 25 miles from my former home, resolved at the county court level.)
Right to bear arms? What if a convicted armed robber serves out his sentence and decides he needs an AK-47? What if a Montana militia type decides he needs a government-surplus tank? How’s about the genius high school student who decides to build a home atom bomb? (Yeah, I know, he couldn’t in real life as things stand, but what about the constitutional principle?)
How much “give” is there in one man, one vote? Are congressional districts supposed to be colorblind (and give all seats to the majority whites) or give fair representation to the large black minority by concentrating them in a couple of districts? Isn’t that against the 14th Amendment? Who makes the call? And how? (That one’s been up and down the NC state and Federal courts for about nine years now.)
A self-proclaimed “strict constructionist” has some tacit cavils against the doctrine he publicly espouses. Or he’s either radical (at both ends of the spectrum), crazy, or has failed to think through what he says.
Law is complex because people are complex. In general, legislators and lawyers don’t try to make it more confusing than it is (though there are exceptions); they just try to take care of all possibilities – and end up with what we have.
Myself, I like the idea that the basic protections are sacrosanct, and if that involves a little gray area (as exemplified by the points I suggested above), one can live with it to protect the basic rights.