Everybody duck - New guy practicing

Hi. My regular message board went on hiatus for about two weeks. Things got too nasty and they put us all in timeout! I wasn’t one of the main instigators, but it made for some good reading. Thought this was a good chance to check out some other ones.

Hope you enjoy your time here at the Straight Dope.

Please take a second and read over our information. Take another few minutes and lurk around the board a bit, look at some posts, see how we do things. We’re always happy to make new friends but like everything else in life, there’s certain rules of the road and ways of doing things that make it all work well for everyone and it’s easy for a “newbie” to run afoul of our quirks.

Any questions? Let us know.

your humble TubaDiva

PS Hitting the button ONCE is sufficient. Believe it.