OK. Did anyone else know that if you accidently hit the tab button it will automatically submit? News to me. I’ll try again.
maia!!! I would be proud, nay; HONORED to let you share my welcome wagon!!! Welcome aboard.
Am I late? Are there any cookies left?
Welcome newbies!
Ok, I just gotta know. Is it Knickers or Knockers?
Oh, and welcome Phax and maia. Unlike some newbies who shall remain nameless cough SeeThePit cough I think you two will do just fine here. 
Well after that I HAD to check out ThePit. Quite a “discussion” you two had.
**maia ** Where are you? If it would make you feel any better, start your own thread and I’ll ride on yours for awhile.
Greetings, Phax and maia! For some newbie nostalgia, did you know that once upon a time, Crunchy Frog had a Welcome Wagon thread? This thread was so welcoming, it spawned a sequel and a spinoff, which was created by Hardygrrl.
Just had to mention those – this thread made me miss those welcome wagons. Oh how I miss those newbie days!
Julipers! Where are you? Gimme a post if you’re here.
Hey there - I’m here…
there… and everywhere…???
Hey Julipers! You found us! Julie, this is everybody - Everybody, this is newbie Julipers.
Hi Everybody !!! I found you finally!
Howdy y’all! Welcome to the SDMB. Please replace the toilet paper when it’s all used up and when you’re done with the laundry, the socks better be rolled and in the drawer. If I have to dig through a pile of socks one more time I’ll lose my mind!
Everybody be nice to Julipers. She’s the future Mrs. Phax in my next life.
Yes, and we have 12 or is it 13 cyber children? Can’t seem
to keep track of them all. PLEASE be nice to me! ha…
It’s 13 now, remember? Good morning Ice Wolf. Have some coffee.
Yes, I remember - the 13th was concieved at the Ice
Hotel while melting the ice.
I still get chills thinking about it.
That’s experiencing extreme heat
and chills at the same time! 
Hey, rolling socks is the mods’ job! Or is that sending socks rolling? I get those two confuselated.