I pit the SDMB

[Clothahump]

Goddamit, I’m tired of this. I tried to open a thread this morning. Thirty-four fucking attempts across a 15 minute time span. What did I get instead of the thread? This:

The page cannot be displayed
The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your browser settings.

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Please try the following:

Click the Refresh button, or try again later.

If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly.

To check your connection settings, click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Connections tab, click Settings. The settings should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator or Internet service provider (ISP).
If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically discover network connection settings.
If you would like Windows to try and discover them,
click Detect Network Settings
Some sites require 128-bit connection security. Click the Help menu and then click About Internet Explorer to determine what strength security you have installed.
If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your Security settings can support it. Click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Security section and check settings for SSL 2.0, SSL 3.0, TLS 1.0, PCT 1.0.
Click the Back button to try another link.

Cannot find server or DNS Error
Internet Explorer

And it took me another 5 minutes just to get this window open to post the pit message. And I’ll bet that when I hit Submit, it will blow out several times before it goes in.

Fer the luvva OG, people, if you’re going to charge us for a service, then at least provide the goddamn service!!!

[Who_me_1]

Sorry, but it’s worked fine for me all day.

[Crotalus]

@Clothahump

Thirty-four fucking attempts across a 15 minute time span.

I admire your persistence.

[silenus]

It might be your ISP, because it’s been opening like lightning for me all morning.

[Fear_Itself]

@Clothahump

What did I get instead of the thread? This:

So, did you try everything on that page? We can’t help you if you won’t help yourself.

[Carlyjay]

Or, it might be the SDMB, as Clothahump says. It’s working fine for me today, too, but yesterday was hell on toast. It’s like that. Sporadically awful. And often more awful than great.

I sympathize, Clothahump.

[Duke_of_Rat]

You mean sometimes the board doesn’t work very good and pages don’t open very fast and replies get lost?

I’ve never heard of such a thing.

[IntelInside]

@Crotalus

@Clothahump

Thirty-four fucking attempts across a 15 minute time span.

I admire your persistence.

I just flashed back to prom night. :eek:

[jjimm]

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[IntelInside]

@jjimm

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

She was, trust me.

[Hampshire]

I’ve noticed the SDMB running to a crawl at certain times.
I usually don’t have the patience and leave for a few hours.
It’s not worth the aggrevation.

[IntelInside]

@Hampshire

I usually don’t have the patience and leave for a few hours.
It’s not worth the aggrevation.

:eek: Nicole?

[Ethilrist]

So, you tried 34 times to open a thread, and on the 35th try, you are able to pit the SDMB… it’s, like, kismet or something…

[Bobotheoptimist]

Is your computer powered on? Can you please try pushing the “power” button now? I am confident this will solve your issue. Thank you for calling.

[sinjin]

Somebody get IntelInside a cold shower. Stat.

[corkboard]

Not for nothin’, but what thread were you trying to open 34 times? Did it contain a detailed map to buried treasure, or something?

[Excalibre]

@IntelInside

I just flashed back to prom night. :eek:

[wolf_meister]

To paraphrase Claude Rains’ character in the movie “Casablanca”:

Posting problems? Here? On the SDMB? I am shocked !!!

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Clothahump you may have just posted the 10,000th SDMB is a good-fer-nothin’, sidewinder, whippersnappin’, bushwackin’, backstabbin’, etc thread.
Truth be told I myself have, on occassion, said some less than complimentary remarks regarding the SDMB’s computer resources.
But just like a Dubya-bashing thread, it’s one of those things you just can’t resist joining.

[tdn]

Know what I hate?

When I post something that will mark me a clever and witty and will win the praise and adulation of Dopers the world over. Or when I’ve asked a question that really needs answering in a hurry. Or when I’m on a really good roll. Or whatever.

And then I leave for a few hours. And then I come back, logon, and the site loads quickly. So I click on the MB link, and the list of fora comes up fast. And I click on the correct forum, and quickly see that I have 1389342 responses. Yay! And then I click on the thread I want to see…

…and wait. And wait. And wait.

And then it times out.

FUCK!

[ZipperJJ]

@tdn

Know what I hate?

When I post something that will mark me a clever and witty and will win the praise and adulation of Dopers the world over. Or when I’ve asked a question that really needs answering in a hurry. Or when I’m on a really good roll. Or whatever.

And then I leave for a few hours. And then I come back, logon, and the site loads quickly. So I click on the MB link, and the list of fora comes up fast. And I click on the correct forum, and quickly see that I have 1389342 responses. Yay! And then I click on the thread I want to see…

…and wait. And wait. And wait.

And then it times out.

FUCK!

Dude, that never happens.