Everybody must get stoned--A game based on the Bob Dylan song

The Game Room
1

We used to play this game:

  1. Someone lits a joint, takes a hit, and gives an ending the line “They’ll stone you…” a la Bob Dylan.

2.The joint gets passed to the secone player, who gives a rhyming line to the first player’s line, takes a hit, and comes up with another line, and passed the joint to the third person.

  1. Third person gives the rhyme, hits joint, makes another line.

Repeat until the lines are getting very absurb and everybody must get stoned.

Well, I’m far past the age of hitting joints, but let’s try the game.

They’ll stone you when you’re trimming the Christmas tree…

2

Well, they’ll stone you when you’re trimmming the Christmas tree.
They’ll stone you when you come down the chimney.
They’ll stone you underneath the mistletoe…

3

Well, they’ll stone you when you’re trimming the Christmas tree.
They’ll stone you when you come down the chimney.
They’ll stone you underneath the mistletoe.
They’ll stone you if you frolic in the snow.
They’ll stone you before you cook your goose.

4

Well, they’ll stone you when you’re trimming the Christmas tree.
They’ll stone you when you come down the chimney.
They’ll stone you underneath the mistletoe.
They’ll stone you if you frolic in the snow.
They’ll stone you before you cook your goose.
They’ll stone you when you’re hangin’ up your sock.
They’ll stone you with a jingle bell rock.

5

Well, they’ll stone you when you’re trimming the Christmas tree.
They’ll stone you when you come down the chimney.
They’ll stone you underneath the mistletoe.
They’ll stone you if you frolic in the snow.

But I would not feel so all alone-
EVERYBODY must get stoned!

They’ll stone you before you cook your goose.
They’ll stone you on the birthday of Hay-soose.
They’ll stone you when you’re hangin’ up your sock.
They’ll stone you with a jingle bell rock.

But I would not feel so all alone-
EVERYBODY must get stoned!

They’ll stone you when you’re readin’ 'bout the Grinch…

6

Well, they’ll stone you when you’re trimming the Christmas tree.
They’ll stone you when you come down the chimney.
They’ll stone you underneath the mistletoe.
They’ll stone you if you frolic in the snow.

But I would not feel so all alone-
EVERYBODY must get stoned!

They’ll stone you before you cook your goose.
They’ll stone you on the birthday of Hay-soose.
They’ll stone you when you’re hangin’ up your sock.
They’ll stone you with a jingle bell rock.

But I would not feel so all alone-
EVERYBODY must get stoned!

They’ll stone you when you’re readin’ 'bout the Grinch.
They’ll stone you when you watch Glee and Lynch.
They’ll stone you laughing to Chevy Chase…

7

Well, they’ll stone you when you’re trimming the Christmas tree.
They’ll stone you when you come down the chimney.
They’ll stone you underneath the mistletoe.
They’ll stone you if you frolic in the snow.

But I would not feel so all alone-
EVERYBODY must get stoned!

They’ll stone you before you cook your goose.
They’ll stone you on the birthday of Hay-soose.
They’ll stone you when you’re hangin’ up your sock.
They’ll stone you with a jingle bell rock.

But I would not feel so all alone-
EVERYBODY must get stoned!

They’ll stone you when you’re readin’ 'bout the Grinch.
They’ll stone you when you watch Glee and Lynch.
They’ll stone you laughing to Chevy Chase
And they’ll stone you when it’s snowing in your face.

But I would not feel so all alone-
EVERYBODY must get stoned!

They’ll stone you when you’re singing “Deck the Halls”…

8

Well, they’ll stone you when you’re trimming the Christmas tree.
They’ll stone you when you come down the chimney.
They’ll stone you underneath the mistletoe.
They’ll stone you if you frolic in the snow.

But I would not feel so all alone-
EVERYBODY must get stoned!

They’ll stone you before you cook your goose.
They’ll stone you on the birthday of Hay-soose.
They’ll stone you when you’re hangin’ up your sock.
They’ll stone you with a jingle bell rock.

But I would not feel so all alone-
EVERYBODY must get stoned!

They’ll stone you when you’re readin’ 'bout the Grinch.
They’ll stone you when you watch Glee and Lynch.
They’ll stone you laughing to Chevy Chase
And they’ll stone you when it’s snowing in your face.

But I would not feel so all alone-
EVERYBODY must get stoned!

They’ll stone you when you’re singing “Deck the Halls”.
They’ll stone you and your ornamental balls.
They’ll stone you when you’re listening to Bing…

9

Well, they’ll stone you when you’re trimming the Christmas tree.
They’ll stone you when you come down the chimney.
They’ll stone you underneath the mistletoe.
They’ll stone you if you frolic in the snow.

But I would not feel so all alone-
EVERYBODY must get stoned!

They’ll stone you before you cook your goose.
They’ll stone you on the birthday of Hay-soose.
They’ll stone you when you’re hangin’ up your sock.
They’ll stone you with a jingle bell rock.

But I would not feel so all alone-
EVERYBODY must get stoned!

They’ll stone you when you’re readin’ 'bout the Grinch.
They’ll stone you when you watch Glee and Lynch.
They’ll stone you laughing to Chevy Chase
And they’ll stone you when it’s snowing in your face.

But I would not feel so all alone-
EVERYBODY must get stoned!

They’ll stone you when you’re singing “Deck the Halls”.
They’ll stone you and your ornamental balls.
They’ll stone you when you’re listening to Bing.
They’ll stone you while you’re going caroling.

But I would not feel so all alone-
EVERYBODY must get stoned!

They’ll stone you while you’re drinking your egg nog…

10

Well, they’ll stone you when you’re trimming the Christmas tree.
They’ll stone you when you come down the chimney.
They’ll stone you underneath the mistletoe.
They’ll stone you if you frolic in the snow.

But I would not feel so all alone-
EVERYBODY must get stoned!

They’ll stone you before you cook your goose.
They’ll stone you on the birthday of Hay-soose.
They’ll stone you when you’re hangin’ up your sock.
They’ll stone you with a jingle bell rock.

But I would not feel so all alone-
EVERYBODY must get stoned!

They’ll stone you when you’re readin’ 'bout the Grinch.
They’ll stone you when you watch Glee and Lynch.
They’ll stone you laughing to Chevy Chase
And they’ll stone you when it’s snowing in your face.

But I would not feel so all alone-
EVERYBODY must get stoned!

They’ll stone you when you’re singing “Deck the Halls”.
They’ll stone you and your ornamental balls.
They’ll stone you when you’re listening to Bing.
They’ll stone you while you’re going caroling.

But I would not feel so all alone-
EVERYBODY must get stoned!

They’ll stone you while you’re drinking your egg nog…
They’ll stone you while you watch the Christmas log.
They’ll stone you when you’re watching Charlie Brown