Cause he’s my friend, and he just registered, and I want to make him feel welcome before we tell him about the Initiation Ritual.
H’llo!
Welcome aboard!
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Wait a minnit! What ritual?
<JAB!>
Oh, THAAAAT RITUAL!
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Hi The Tim. How are you? Have you learned the meaning of felching and squicking yet?
Hi! Welcome to the SDMB!
A big welcome aboard to The Tim. Get ready for some big fun.
Until the initiation ritual, that is…
There’s been a problem… the goat wasn’t shaved properly. What should I do? The caramel will solidify soon!
Oh, um… welcome, The Tim. Pay no attention to me and remember that handcuffs, when used in a careful setting, can be both fun and healthy.
ChiefScott hasn’t had a thread of all smilies in a while, The Tim . . . why not start one?
Thanks for the welcome. I’m doing well enough, though I’m just getting over a nasty cold, thanks for asking ssskuggiii.
Do I need to bring anything special to the ritual, or is it just an arrive blindfolded and naked sort of thing?
Hi The Tim!
Some Kleenex amd Chapstick might be a good idea. Arriving nude is optional, but I think you’ve already guessed that doing so will save time. No blindfold-- we want you to remember everything about this lil’ treat…
Hello, The Tim.
I am happy to meet you, happy to greet you, happy to refuse to define felching and squicking for you.
Trust me, this last refusal is something I only do because I like you. Trust me. I wish someone had been this kind to me.
Scotti
Happy to meet you! I hope you won’t mind if I don’t stay for the ritual; I’m a little squeamish. . .
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Damn. Tasha beat me to the felching thing. Oh well, welcome. And don’t worry, the initiation ritual isn’t too painful.
Hello, the Tim Have fun with the initiation. Sometimes they use an alpaca, but I don’t can’t really say,'cos they haven’t found me yet. It’s a tough life, being a newbie. I find that it helps to hide. Under the carpet if necesary, but not under the gerbil or the goat or even the guanaco.
Oh, You sad crazy fool, I wish you well:)
Welcome The Tim
By the way - you also have to type your first 100 posts with your toes, without mistakes.
Just so you know…
Hi, The Tim. Nice ta meetcha.
Don’t worry about the Initiation–it probably won’t kill you.
You get to stop at 100?!!!?!?!??!!?!?
Dammit dammit sonofabitch.
I think I’ve got the rest of the stuff we need for the ritual, but…
<whisper>
How the heck are we supposed to get the hamsters into the accordion?
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I mean, unless I use some of this canola oil to…oh, I get it.
::wanders away, humming industriously::
Hi, The Tim!
The ritual <twitch> isn’t all that bad <twitch>, really. I mean <twitch>, I’m okay now.<twitch, drool>
The goat won’t look me in the eye anymore, though… 
I see from your webpage that you’re a Simpsons fan–you should fit in well here. We seem to have a fair amount of Simpsons threads–at least two or three are fairly active still.
Enjoy your time here.