With all the newbies pouring in, I figured we should actually rough out the process… we’ve had references to goats, squid, calamari, Jello, eclairs, shower caps… but what do we actually do?
So, what do you think? 
“September 2004?” Who you calling a newbie? 
peers at your post count …Heyyy! :mad:
(Wha? I figured it was a good idea to plan the initiation ritual… ;))
I… just… don’t get it.
A little fun at your expense. Your post count is, of course, admirable.
In return, may I say how dashing and wonderful you are?
cough Guys, seriously! The initiation ritual!
Give them 60 seconds to answer the following:
[ul]
[li]Who’s Opal and what does one say to her?[/li][li]Q the M’s real job is _________?[/li][li]What is the caloric content of sperm?[/li][li]Is Cecil real?[/li][/ul]
If you don’t know the secret handshake, then I won’t post here. You are still a newbie.
Oh, you think you aren’t a newbie? Sing the “Cecil Song”. :dubious:
Tripler
And if you don’t know my handler Mike Lukas, then I should just shoot you on the spot, you Commie spy.
Damn, I’m never not going to be a newbie. 
The goat wears the shower cap, right?
Yes, but not in the way you’d expect.
:eek:
I missed the eclair part. I know there are goats and squid, but what ungodly thing are we doing with the eclairs?
That’s it everybody, leak all the secrets, no newbies here.
I’m not here, this is all a dream.
I think the point is that no one ever specifically says. Y’see, if we let them imagine what we do, it will be far far worse than if we ever just come out and say it.
Don’t forget the lapping compound. Can’t use the eclair til you’ve got the lapping compound.
I’ve always believed that bottle brushes and automated golf ball washers should play a role…
- Hi, Opal!
- MD in a prison
- 2 calories and .1g of protein
- WHO DOUBTS THE EXISTENCE OF THE MASTER? LET US FIND THESE NAYSAYERS AND BURN THEM AT THE STAKE!
Do I win anything?
An eclair.
Once the goat’s finished with it, of course.
I personally wouldn’t use the word “win” in this situation.