You didn’t answer the first portion of Question 1.
You forgot the trebuchet.
A pee sandwich.
Yes, but is the goat properly shaved?
I miss ol’ Mike and his little bald head.
No references to 18"DHIBJDs ??? Heck, thats why I joined the SDMB!!! :mad:
Somebody’s letting out his own secrets a tad early. 
I’ve always been an advocate of adding a **hot coffee enema ** to the initiation repertoire.
That’ll weed out the faint-hearted…
Wait, wait , wait, wait. You mean we don’t haev an initiation ritual?
Then why the hell am I standing butt naked in this shallow pan of dirty water witha 1920’s style death ray pointed at my you know what?
Somebody’s got some explaining to do.
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And a Tug-ahoy. Whether they need it or not :).
For women: pick on them mercilessly until they develp eating disorders.
For men: mock their penis size until they retreat to a corner sobbing quietly while darting glances at the exits.
There must be some way to incorporate an Australian Butt-breathing Turtle . . .
Oh great…now I have POST COUNT ENVY !!!
I thought the great thing about the initiation ritual [sub]if it actually exists, that is[/sub] is that crucual details are left carefully vague to the soon-to-be initiates. Like what is actually done with the salad tongs, for instance. Actually fleshing these things out [sub]sorry[/sub] turns ‘funny’ to ‘ick’. 
That’s because you’re at the Britney Spears Fan Club initiation.
Do we still make the newbies fight Batman?
“Batman”? Is that what we’re calling it now?
Oh, in answer to your question: yes. And they have to help clean up afterwards.
Please note newbies (we know you’ve snuck in anyway despite the title) that there is absolutely no reason this question was asked. It has nothing to do with your coming initiation.
… nothing at all…