Not bad. But I want Jessica Alba playing one of the cheerleaders. Preferably the naked one. And I want monkeys riding those cows in the final scene. And a Christopher Lee cameo playing God.
What? No Scarlett Johansson?
OK. Scarlett Johansson. And I want David Mamet to write the dialogue.
And the snakes are 13 foot Burmese pythons, and the plane is a Dornier Do X.
Now I am torn, I cannot decide who should play God: Senor Wencas or, my own addition to the Phenomanal Casting by Dopers: Morgan Freeman.
Maybe they could be Co-God.
Oh, and we need to fit in Mr. Darcy somewhere. The Colin Firth version, tyvm. and a role by Steve Buscemi, Billy Bob and Christopher Walken.
One of them gets the Father and the other one is the Holy Ghost.
Did you read the script? Chris Walken appears in the very first scene! Sheesh, some people.
So, Mr. Darcy (presumably the one married to Bridget Jones) is on holiday in New York, and can join Batman, the Fantastic Four and the Simpsons in battling the alien vampire monkey ninjas in the third act. He may also fall into the Hudson with only his shirt on, if you like, at some point.
So, we have Christopher Lee, Morgan Freeman and Senor Wencas all pencilled in to play God, a character voiced by James Earl Jones. Damn. Suggestions for resolving this problem?
Gratutitous nudity. And explosions.
I’m reasonable - Let Wences as “Johnny” be the Holy Spirit.
S’alright?
No, sorry, I didn’t. I was busy doing three lines of coke before my weekly botox injects. 
Sorta, the Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice.
Well, they are basically the same character… ok, now that we’re getting some serious high-level interest amongst the movie-making community (well, we got spotted, does that count?) I have to ask: is there anyone left who would not see this movie? Anyone not attracted by lesbian cheerleaders and Ewan Mcregor/Chris Walken/Christian Bale? Anyone who doesn’t want to see Batman, the Fantastic Four, the Simpsons, Mr. Darcy and Samuel L. Jackson battling alien vampire zombie nazi monkey ninjas?
What, no muppets?
Ehh, depends. Is it a Merchant-Ivory production?
Brilliant!
… So when does he wake up and realize that it was all just a dream? …
I can see it now… The cranky codgers (can’t remember their names… or if I ever knew them) heckling Jesus as he’s fighting the Alien.
Regardless, I am sooooooo there!
Cohen Bros.
O brother where art thou
Big Lebowsky
Fargo
Hudsucker
Barton Fink
Millers Crossing
Raising Arizona
They bring it and its a little offbeat.
Bob Newhart.
I like, I like!
Oh, and do we need any marketing tie-ins? Who should sing the main theme?
We do have Justin Timberlake pencilled in as Jesus’ evil clone…
Statler and Waldorf!
That’s it! I remember Waldof now.
So… When is this bad boy hitting pre-production?