The proper produnciation is, “Menow, Menow.”
If someone feeds you once, chances are after enough encouragement, they’ll feed you again.
Draging it off the plate and across the floor will improve the taste of any fast food burger patty.
After an embarassing moment, stop for a moment and lick yourself.
“When in doubt. wash!”
The Abandoned - Paul Gallico
One of my favorite books.
Me out? Prowl now? Wow!
The shortest distance between two points always passes between the legs of a person walking.
no, this is wrong. There proper lesson is:
There is no such thing as an embarrassing moment. SEE… I just jumped onto the countertop, hit my head on the cupboard, and fell backwards into the trash can with my tail pointing upwards…and I did it on purpose].
This is so true! Mr. SCL had never had a cat when we got married, and that was one of the first things he figured out about cats.
There’s nothing that’s more important than petting the cat.
Also, the water drained from a can of tuna is THE best tasting thing EVER.
If you work it right, a 14 lb. cat can maneuver a 200lb. man right off a king-size bed while he’s sleeping.
Anything can be a scratching post if you want it to be.
No matter how angry someone is with you, you can get them to forgive you with a purr and a few head-bumps.