I only wish I looked as pretty as you, Eve!
Not to mention that you’ve got major style!
And your parents look great!
Why risk it when you’ve already lured a twenty six year old? No, you aren’t pretty, you’re beautiful.
Sexy black dresses on women with figures. Wrrrroooowww. I like! 
You know, your constant descriptions of yourself as “matronly” and “middle-aged” gave me a mental image of you that I now see was quite unmerited, as you look pretty damn good. And from the picture of you 20 years ago, I see that you not only were one sexy young thing, but you also have a timeless fashion sense, which is more than I can say for some people judging from their photos circa 1984.
You’re striking, which lasts a whole lot longer than merely pretty.
Also I have to admit, I’d always pictured you in black and white - but you look pretty good in colour, too
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Okay, that didn’t work out. Pretend it never happened.
Anyway, I know some ladies don’t like to hear it, Eve, but I see parts of your mother in your face. In the chin and across the brow especially. And goodness, your strapping father! How could she have resisted?
But Eve’s still the prettiest. 
We going on any cemetery perambulations this spring, Miss Golden? I would be happy to attend again.
I notice you don’t have “pug neck”, Eve. This is grossly unfair. I have pug neck. Most women in their late 40s have pug neck. How did you slip past the doler-outer of pug? It just ain’t right…
I realise that this is not the proper forum for witnessing. But, I can no longer contain myself.
I believe in miracles.
Since you came along.
You sexy thang (you sexy thang)!
Oh! Where you from?
You sexy thang (you sexy thang)!
Of all the people on the board, I think I would prefer to not be admired by someone name Necro Romancer. 
Nice pic! Where’s the ice cream?
I was, uh, just saying that romance is dead you see, and I’m an old fashioned kind of guy who really treasures his partners. I’m a gentleman. Yeah, that’s the ticket…
Nothing wrong with a lil’ *undead * lovin’, though. 
Hey, Eve! You’re being solicited here!
So, how’s about?
So now you really are Eve Online™!
Damn, it appears html codes no longer work in this version of the forums.
Can we make photo requests? If so, I’d like to see you in a pair of lorgnettes, Eve. You are so often peering through them in other SD threads.
Goucher, I assume.
As such?
Elton John stylin’!
Sorry. Too much free time on my hands.
Y’know whwat I realized about your photo Eve (aside from what everyone else is posting, you are* far* from matronly!) is that you’ve got the Norma Shearer expression down.
Oh, that was wrong, I mean, “along with” what what everyone else is posting, not “aside from”!