Ha-hahahahaha! I am so printing that out.
Aw, shucks.
Twernt nuthin. :o <—porno smiley!
Eve, you’re beautiful. If I met you, I’d hesitate to ask you out because I’d figure that you were younger than me, and, hence, uninterested in a 40-year-old.
PS: Your mom is beautiful too. 
They never arrest the girl. 
Well, I’m a poor judge of female beauty, but let me say, Eve, that you have Class, I’ll say that again, you have Class, and you are a lady. If people can’t see what’s beautiful about that, forget 'em, they ain’t worth your time or concern.
Well, thank you, darling. I’m too old to be on the market anymore (too bitter, too, and selfish), but I’m not too old to have my day made by a well-meant wolf whistle.
It’s official, Eve is a freakin’ hottie.
Lady, if you ain’t on the market then I’m givin’ up shopping.