Evil Hampsters must DIE!

What’s up with the idiotic, up-with-people loving hampsters who are actually working and delivering the posts on time. Smiling, glistening-teeth faces make me wonder if there are any meta-hampsters in that brain of theirs, or maybe they are pure evil and secretly twiddling their thumbs scheming to get us signed up with Amway.

I can’t stand that attitude. It’s people like ewe who are making my SLIMY ASS LOOK BAD AT WORK! THANKS A FUCKING LOT FOR MY “BELOW AVERAGE” PERFORMANCE REVIEW, MR. “I LIKE TO WEAR CLOTHES TO WORK!”

hey, hampsters? FUCKO OFF!

Hamsters. No P.

Now now, Fran. Maybe this was a laundry rant.

are ewe sure?

Wouldn’t that cause a bladder infection?

As a liscensed Psycho/Dermatogist-Vet, I can without consumption add creedence to the evilution of said masters into hampsters (sic) ((As in, I think I’m gonna spew sic)) -Dr. Phil

Dilbirite mispeliiings aside, I must question the motives of OP (as in OPera using OPrah loving methane leaking psuedOPod). Advocating nude avocations? Or just not liking fur wearing mammals (oxymoron {stupid cow})? I have an inquiring mind, I want to know.

Ah,… I’ve had my coffee now. What was the question?