Why do I open these threads so late at night??? Now I’ve got to wait until I get home from work tomorrow to find out what happens! Waaaaaaaah!
…then he blurted, “Its either EWE or ME!!”
$20 says she kicked him in the nuts.
Remember, this is a woman not to be trifled with.
No bestiality, I think, but he’s having sexual fantasies where his wife is a sheep. A SHEEP, fer chrissakes. I mean, I’ll enjoy a catsuit and a purring, meowing, feline woman anyday, with those smooth, sleek, silent movements and long, beautiful claws scraping away at me while I th…
Wait, I lost my point.
Maybe he’s got scrappie
That’s why you were so friggin’ quiet in the back of the car for five hours. I wondered where all that fur came from…
I…
I…
I’m stunned.
And more than a little intrigued.
I just thank the Good One Upstairs that he doesn’t raise ostriches.
me too. btw, i’ll take thinksnow up on that bet. hang on searches pockets never mind.
dizzy…losing consciousness…must stay awake…must stay conscious for coda and epilogue… what…where…
Red…something
Oh… my goodness… I feel faint…
[sup]Don’t stop now.[/sup]
I think my respect for Scylla just fled from the room, bleating…
[sub][sup]
[Lecter]
Do you hear the lambs, Cla-rice?
[/Lecter]
[/sup][/sub]
“Intrigued”, you say. I’ve never heard it called that before. And you’re digging awfully deeply into those pockets there, Cougar…
And?! AND?! :eek:
C’mon, Scylla! It’s been twelve hours, we’re holding our breath. Lungs don’t hold that much oxyg
:falls over:
There’s always a Blackadder quote for any occasion…
“Ah, Lord Melchett, we meet again!”
“I don’t think we’ve have the pleasure.”
“You do not remember me?”
“Nooo.”
“Let me refresh your memory. You remember when you were in Cornwall, when you were at the monastery, there was an old shepherd you used to talk to?”
“Good Lord, Timpkins!”
“Yes. I…was one of his sheep.”
“But…uhm…one of the sheep, you say? Not…”
“Yes!”
“Flossie!”
“Yes!”
“But didn’t we…er…”
“Yes, Lord Melchett. Baaaaah!”
“Oh, GOD!”
Unshorn hussy huh?
I can’t wait to read the rest!! Where the hell are ewe at Scylla?
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*lurid tale of premarital sex and bestiality *
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a beautiful story of man’s best friend
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Both are posted by Scylla so you know the writing is good.
No wonder Hollywood cranks out the stuff it does.
Lanolin is a natural lubricant.
Dammit!! I want spoilers!!! where’s the review thread for this thread? i need to know what happens! I have to go baaaaaack to work in an hour, dear god please post before then… please