Toasted rye bread with peanut butter, onion-laced tuna salad, and some velveeta-that’s a yummy sammitch. 
When my brother and I were kids, my dad made us an omelette with mushrooms and bananas.
He deserved to die so we killed him.
Shakes head, “no, not really.” Nods, “seriously, actually yes.” Shakes head. Nods. shakes head. </izzard>