I feel like I have done my church a disservice by being overzealous and posting excessively about Mormonism. I don’t want to drive anyone away from it, so I’m declaring a moratorium on all my religious posts for at least one month. I hope I haven’t offended anyone by posting so often (usually daily) about my religion. So I’m giving you guys and myself a break. 
Bill, I haven’t been following the GD recently, so I haven’t seen any of your newer posts, but I know you, and I can say in all honesty, you are just about the least offensive religious poster out there.
~Kyla
“You couldn’t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.”
If you really want a break, maybe you should consider becoming a missionary. …no, really…it’s a good way to mellow out, judging from this article:
Pair on trial over feeding hash cookies to Mormons
This was on the news here a few nights ago, and they had a nice way of describing the effects of the cookies: “one of the men blacked out, the other lost concentration.”
I guess “got completely stoned” isn’t journalistically acceptable phrasing.
Kyla, that’s very nice of you to say. But I feel like I have been a bit overzealous lately and need a break. A month or so should do it.
So,Bill,tell us your views on the presidential race! 
My views are that we should do away with the Electoral College and actually have our votes count for something. It probably won’t happen, though.
Okay, Snark. And as I said in “See you all in 2000,” I’m going to be gone for at least two weeks starting Monday, perhaps longer.
>< DARWIN >
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