Excuse me, but do I look like Darth Vader?

The BBQ Pit
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You don’t look like Darth Vader (I hope).

But Kuwait does.

Apologies to Private Eye magazine, from whom I have shamelessly stolen this Lookalike)

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I have the opposite problem. People are always on their best behavior around me. The sluttiest girls become virtuous and chaste in my presence. Nobody has ever invited me into the bathroom to do a line with them. Sure, it’s great that total strangers never come up to me and make racist remarks, but sometimes ya’ need a little more Darth Vader and a little less Donny Osmond, eh Scylla? [cheech]Things are tough all over, man.[/cheech]

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Now I have this image in my head of Darth Vader sittin in the back of his pickup truck, havin a couple cold ones, and pickin off the occasional groundhog.

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Awww, now you got me thinkin’ about retirement.

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snorts Dr Pepper all over screen NurseCarmen, you shall pay for that. Really, I mean it!