Gee I’m really scared.
Is that supposed to be a threat?
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Love all these posters that know me so well.
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I think it’s simpler than that.
People are visualizing the booth based on their own experience. So they subconsciously bring in their own prejudices. If I am picturing a booth with a rotating jet engine and a pretty show babe in a short lab coat, and someone else is picturing a booth from the fair with a guy wearing a wireless microphone hawking ginsu knives, and yet another person is picturing a display booth for a services company , we won’t likely all be “discussing” the same booth. So we can’t agree on the level of sophistication of the clientele, or the need for fancy chairs.
I don’t know why you guys are assuming russian guy’s company sells furniture. They clearly market a Scotchguard-like protective coating for furniture that is not particularly effective, hence the big fuss over people eating on or near the couches.
To quote Dragnet: No. It’s a Promise.
Do we need to discuss this bullying with a Moderator?
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Just spray yourself with your own product, russ, and the mockery will (mostly) slide right off.
So, wireless microphone it is, then!
“No boss, I have no idea why sales are down. It can’t be the booth - I’m telling everyone to fuck off and leave my nice booth alone so it has stayed nice and clean.”
Wait a sec… is Vince the ShamWow guy from Russia?!
Checking… nope, he’s from… Israel? Huh, go figure.
Maybe your agile wit and warm personality had something to do with it.
mmm
Friends
russian heel has not made any friends yet
[Befriend russian heel](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/profile.php?do=addlist&userlist=friend&u=150291)Oh, get over it, you flopheaded flea market vendor. I was just fucking with you because you’ve been such a snot-nose brat in this thread.
At consumer fairs, product placement in your display is the first thing.
The second thing is what you can place in your competitor’s display.
You do realize, of course, Russian Heel, that the people filling your booth with uncouth are not there at random.
Time for you to out-bid your competition when it comes to positioning posteriors.
>snerk<
I don’t think she’s a Pit Moderator, though, is she?
Thread recap so far for those who dont have time to go though 80+ posts:
OP: I really don’t appreciate it when people litter my booth.
POSTER: Its YOUR fault, not theirs. You should just tolerate people who are pigs.
POSTER 2: What does your company sell? Because that has EVERYTHING to do with littering.
OP: …
POSTER 2: I DEMAND YOU TELL US!!!
OP: I decline to answer.
BULLY: If you dont, we’ll reveal it for the world to see and get you fired.
OP: Oh really??? Is that so???
BULLY: HAR HAR JUST KIDDING, OP!
POSTER 3: OP is an ASSHOLE!!! I have no good reason why I say that but he is…
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Huh, what a calm and rational and reasonable summary of the original post of what must be a thread that exists only in Unicorn-Land, because it sure ain’t this one.
Next time, try some honesty and self-awareness and include at least one exclamation point or ALL-CAPS word or use of “fucking”, as all of these had multiple appearances in your actual OP.
“Mommyyyyyyy , the other kids are teasing me. Make them stop, mommyyyyyy!”
You joke about this but I saw a documentary about a guy named Navin who created a modification to eyeglasses that caused the wearer’s eyes to become permanently crossed.