May I push in your stool?
Of course. Buy you a drink?
I’m a frayed knot!
Why? Is it sticking out?
Icccccccccccccccccck! :eek: 
I’m guessing that you are unaware of the joke to which Inigo’s OP is the punchline of. What did the gay man say to the pianist? Not quite the utmost of PCness.
Egad! I thought you’d farted.
OK, who ordered the mock-turtlehead soup?
The refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull meat out of it.
Sure. Care for a sip of my water?