I am Inigo Montoya. Bring me your finest meats and cheeses!

Fun Time! Having avenged my father’s murder, and having retired after many years’ service as The Dread Pirate Roberts, I now recline in luxury beside the fire with Brandy in one hand and a brandy in the other.

And now I command those in my court to entertain me with their google-foo. I shall request an image. Someone will present it to me and thereby earn the right to command presentation of an image they desire. I had consdered initially requesting to see a rhinoceros in ladie’s underwear, but am certain we’ll get there by and by. Instead:

Present to me an image of…a finch.

A Finch, my Lord.

I do no think that links to what you think it links to.

M’Lord’s finch.

Is this Gouldian finch finchy enough for my lord?

Same Finch, different picture.

A fine cheese.

I’m kind of busy today, so here’s a rhinoceros in some feminine underthings. And while we’re at it, here’s a rhinoceros on some feminine underthings.

Oh, and a Finch.

The Google Foo is strong in this one.

A Dennis Finch, m’lord.

A very angry Finch.

Cones of meat.

Is brandy wise, m’lord? After all you did have a bit of a problem as I recall. Perhaps you would be better with two Brandys?

A Finch to go with Brandy.

Not the smartest finch in the tree.

And if you’re this kind of pirate, you might like this kind of Finch.

Considering your…previous career…I think that perhaps this is the Finch you’ll need.

Thanks for all the finch! (and the winch–that cracked me up)

Who among you now has a desire?

I would like to see the set at the opening of Act II of Urinetown. (Thanks for asking.)

Well, urine good company. That work for you? If so, I desire a mushroom.

Here ye go