LOL…I really didn’t need that picture though. Damn me and my overactive imagination.
Mr.Cynical, thanx, i really needed that. 
Yah, looks like i’ll be checking out the club tomorrow night. I’m starting to have my doubts… What the heck… I’m young.
Thanks Mr. Cynical, like I needed you to conjure up a picture of my husband.
[sub]“butt-hair willy-nilly”…I nearly choked to death![/sub]
So long as it wasn’t the butt-hair that you choked on, you should be fine.
I’m reminded of a story. A friend of mine back in the Air Force used to be fornd of going up the the new kids in the shop and telling them they had “kind” hair.
Invariably, the new guy would ask, “What do you mean, Kind hair?”
The answer? “The kind of hair what grows around my asshole”
Hey, soulsling! I just happen to know a place where you can get an honest evaluation of your body and your dancing ability from 50 or more of your nearest and dearest. Is this Saturday too soon for you to “audition?” 
Green Bean, your’e oh so sweet 
I think I’ve just about given up the idea. I’ll just invest in the stock market some more, and hope this new yield on interest rates helps me out as well…
Hey you best not be giving up on that idea I was gonna drive up there just to see it, and I’m not gay! just make sure you wear that kung fu outfit.