I’ve been “GameHat” for almost a decade now. That’s kind of frightening.
Back when Counter-Strike was newish (1999-2000) my brother and I used to play together all the time. 2000 was my last summer at home so I have some really fond memories of it.
We were both really good at it (I’m fairly terrible now, but don’t play anymore). And we both have the same sense of humor.
One of our favorite things to do was to jump on a clan server. Back then we were good enough that we could play with most decent clans. But that’s not what we were looking for.
No, we looked for the most awful and lame clans available. The ones you could tell had been formed in the eighth-grade computer lab. The ones with the clan tags like [iCeYD34t+n1njAZZZZZZ] (icey death ninjas) where all the players had names taken from a)anime and/or b)gangsta rap. “GOKU-THA-ORIGNAL-NIGGA”, that sort of thing.
We would then fall into a plan that yielded much hilarity.
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Take our own “clan” tag. We were always clan “-=Wickety=-”
aside – we got the word “wickety” from our father, who was terrible at remembering names of places or people. His usual chinese takeout place was called “Happy Wok”, but one day he couldn’t remember the name so he called it “Wickety Wok”. We loved it. We still use “wickety” to describe anything that is awkward or silly, like our dad.
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Begin schooling chumps. The usual 14-year-old clan player would get furious when we would begin taking commanding kill ratios. They would then start spouting hilarious hateful flames.
Spoilered for naughty, hateful and racist language:
U STUPID JEW ASS FAG NIGGER IL KILL U FAG GET OFF TEH SERVAR ILL BAN U FOR BEING GAY LIEK A FAG HOMO YEAH U LIEK TO SUCK COK RITE??////
- We then began a wonderful chat-spam parody of the “discipline” all these “leet” clans
“Clan -=Wickety=-! Rush bomb site A!”
“Clan -=Wickety=-! Throw grenades now!”
“Clan -=Wickety=-! Don the -=Wickety=- gaming gloves!”
“Clan -=Wickety=-! Flip your game hats to ‘rally’!”
We used that last one a lot. The idea of a PC gamer having a specific hat just for gaming tickled me immensely. So I kept the idea in becoming “GameHat”.
We got kicked from a bunch of servers, but loved every minute of it.
Even better - when we didn’t get kicked we’d start “inviting” people in the lame clan to join clan -=Wickety=-. A surprising number would want to join.
“hEy u guyz haev a clan websitee???”
“can i join wikety plz my icq is ######## u msg me k?”
Usually we’d “invite” them, then give them great clan names.
“The -=Wickety=- Bear” (our name for the Charmin bear that does indeed shit in the woods, and have this act immortalized in an awful Charmin commercial)
-=Wickety=-Wok (Wickety Wok or Wicket Ewok, depending on our mood. My brother eventually took “WicketyWok” as his standard tag.
-=Wickety=-Muffin
-=Wickety=-Shoe
…etc.
We’d usually “promote” the fools to “clan officer” after a bit, then direct them to the Clan Website
Then leave the server.
Anyways, long rambling post. A lot of fond memories. But that’s how I became “GameHat”.