One thing about working evenings - I see a fair amount of very late night TV. Which means I get to see lots and lots of ads for the various members of the “Girls Gone Wild” genre of videos.
The latest one claims that the video is “extremely uncensored”. Now I can’t get that phrase out of my head. What does that mean? Isn’t something either censored or not? How, tell me HOW can something be EXTREMELY uncensored??? Do they not even let the censors into the building? Do they have a police cordon surrounding a two block radius around the editing studio to prevent any rogue censors from wandering by and censoring it? Perhaps all other “uncensored” videos are really just a little bit censored, just for some technical reason.
I have to go to bed now, and I just hope my head doesn’t explode.
Maybe I’ll wonder how that girl’s horse got her a year in college instead…
“Extremely Uncensored”? Why, they weren’t merely content to not have it censored. Oh, no! They activly went to the censor’s houses and chased them around, whapping them with wooden yardsticks, thats what!
“Aaaa! Stop chasing me!!”
“I said, ‘Do we like the boobies!?’”
“Well I’m not sure they’re appropriate for children ((WHAP!!)) HEY!!”
Extremely Uncensored means that the tape is about 28 hours long. Every inch of footage taped is in there. There are lots of long, boring shots of the camera bobbing up and down as the cameraman walks down the street, black shots of the inside of the camera lens, out-of-focus shots of what could be a boobie if only we could make it out.
“I think we should cut this shot of Glen scratching his head for 10 minutes.”
“Why are you trying to censor me!!!”
I always figured it meant, “Includes a few boob shots, and a huge amount of extraneous filler footage to round out the fifteen minutes of hot stuff to a full two hours.”
I just have to say that Inky-'s post made me laugh the hell out loud. God, my vivid pictorial imagination!
I figure Extreme Uncensoring would be kinda like extreme sports. It’s uncensored, AND there’s people flying through the air on snowboards and motorcycles and stuff.
