Eye surgery jokes / music needed!

I got a big laugh yesterday at a post-surgery checkup.

Doctor asked “How is it going?”

I replied “Everything is great except that it makes me look so old.”

Quizical look from Doc.

“When I look in the mirror there’s an old man looking back at me, not that fuzzy soft-focus guy who used to be there.”

I’ll have to add more to my playlist before next Thursday - they had a cancellation! Works out great for me; I’m travelling the week after, but the followup after #2 is 2 weeks, not 1 (if I had a third eye, would the f/u be 3 weeks???).

Pity I can’t find someone to create and record new lyrics to an old song in time:
“All I Want for Christmas is Bionic Eyes!”.