Eye the Anaconda Survives Music Store Fire

It’s not as sexy as the Bosomy Chinese, but you can’t pass up a headline like this:
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060426/D8H7TNKG3.html

So sad to see that Jonathan Kent has stooped to arson. At the very least, he could have had Clark start the fire–might have confounded the investigators …