An indifferent Calvinist.
Well, if you’re Calvinist, you might as well be indifferent.
What makes you think he’s a Hasid? He looks like a Mitnagid to me. Either that, or a Hasid who can’t grow a beard.
Eh, whaddya know from funny, ya bastard…
;j
It’s that guy from the Spin Doctors.
*I’ve got a pocket full of
Kryptonite, yeah…*
Reminds me of that joke. . .
Q: What do you call an uncircumsized Jew who’s older than 8 days?
A: A girl!
;j
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Oh, well. So much for my artistic skills (I blame the Hassids).
The smilies are kinda like Skittles, ya gotta Taste the Rainbow tm before you find one you really like.
:mad: :o 
:wally :dubious: :smack: :eek: 
:rolleyes: 
Whatever happened to the Spin Doctors anyway?
MetalMaven
Airman, honey, is that you?
[sub]Explanation: this is his favorite Jewish joke.[/sub]
Robin ;j
I love Skittles, but I REFUSE to eat Mitnagiddic or Hasidic Jews.
Would you bite the head off a chocolate Hasid?
MsRobyn, what’s Jewish about that joke?
Marley, it’s the delivery, mostly. The joke doesn’t work 100% of its funny unless you lapse into a major Yinglish accent to tell it.
That and it’s vintage Borsht Circuit.
A’ight.
As for this thread - I’m just glad it’s not a commentary on Orthodox Jewish porn films.
They spontaneously combusted.
Yy vey …
40 Years Of Shtupping
Find out the real reason the Israelites wandered all those years.
Rivka:I’m so worried. Will we ever find the Promised Land? Oh, the fear! Hold me, Moshe! Comfort me!
Moshe: I think I can comfort ya bubbele.
The Deli
The staff at the local deli offer up something special … try Mitsi’s rump… or Ruth’s kosher tongue. These girl’s want your kosher salami.
The Diddler On The Roof
“If I were a bi girl yeidle deidle diedle di! All day long I’d pleasure Yasmine Bleeth, if I were bisexual girl!”
What’s the difference between Karate and Judo?
Karate is a martial art. Judo is what they make bagels out of. ;j
For a second there, I was trying to figure out what that damn video with the fighting cat/kitten had to do with the discussion at hand.
Took me a minute or two, but that was funny Green Bean
I don’t know. Is the Chocolate Hasid next to the the Chocolate Jesus?
MetalMaven
Hehe