Channeling Henny Youngman
A guy calls the law firm of Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz & Schwartz. He says “I’d like to talk to Schwartz.”
“He’s at a meeting.”
“Well in that case I’d like to talk to Schwartz.”
“He’s on vacation.”
“Then lemme talk to Schwartz.”
“He’s on lunch break.”
“In that case lemme talk to Schwartz.”
“Speaking.”
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Yes, completely germane to the topic.
But, really! We have this utterly pointless smilie taking up space, when what we really need is a barfing smiley!
If one billion Highlighted Hasids jump off a chair at once…
Y’know what we need?
A ham smilie. It’d be the perfect combination ever.
They’rd be a tornado in Kansas?;j
Yes, but then, afterward, a house would land on my step-mom. Although, she does have a Jewish brother-in-law, so I suppose that’s relevant to the thread.
How in hell do you fit a chainsaw with a codpiece?
The oriental food aisle of my favorite grocery store has a brand of sauce named ‘Soy Vey’.
Cracks me up every time I see it. Even worse, a common joke around here is that when you want to find the best Chinese food, ask someone who’s Jewish.
Another smilie annoyance: :o.
What is up with that? (Though I did just use it in the handy thread)
And my local Safeway carries a beer called HeBrew. “The Chosen Beer.”
I always thought a new smiley could easily be created from this one: make the cap silver-coloured and turn the sideburns upward to resemble the mind control-rays being blocked by a tinfoil hat.
Surely a smiley of that nature would be useful for some of our nuttier GD threads
I can’t believe we have Moishe, but not Smashie.
So what’s the rant here, exactly? You don’t know why we have the Jewish smilie? Okay, point taken. So why call the thread F*@(!*g Hasidic Jews? Hasidic Jews, *@(!*g or otherwise, don’t have anything to do with the smilie, even if he does have a kepah and payessim.
Color me 
Read the OP’s CV, as it were, TeaElle, it’s sheerly bumpy stylie.
Sheerly who what now?
Lousy anti-smilites.
Well, since this guy is green he’s obviously supposed to be Irish. Since me sainted mother is a McKenna, I resent this highly and must point out that we are not as mindlessly happy as this guy all the time.
:o Oh yeah, this is supposed to be the “embarrassed” smiley, although some of our more depraved posters have been known to refer to it as the “blowjob” smiley. Oddly enough, either usually works in context. 
I can’t believe you’ve missed the obvious.
This smiley :o and this one 
are orange.
orange.
Obviousy they are also Irish. But they’re on the other side.
I didn’t believe you until I looked it up.
I must have some.
