Fellowship of the Ring as an online FPS transcript. I haven’t laughed this hard in ages.
That is excellent…I wonder who took all the time to do that.
There was an Everquest style one a while back, too, but I can’t find it. It involved Gandalf bitching because of the long corpse run he had to do after the Balrog encounter. Was really funny, but I can’t find it. So why am I posting about it? Just to piss off everyone, I guess. 
is laughing too hard to properly reply
That was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a good long while.
Hilarious…
What does “SIF” mean, though?
You could probably never find who originally wrote it, I Googled it and it found 23 pages when looking for the line, "Merry: “Omg, I pwn” .
All the findings, up to the final one, were that story. I will congratulate whoever originally wrote it… whoever it was.
Best guess…“as if.”
from the link:
hehehe.
what’s FFS?
SIF = As if
FFS = For fucks sake
So…
“Oh ffs >.<” = “Oh for fuck’s sake, asshole”?
w00t
>.< =/= Asshole, it’s the flinching eye inwardsy feeling, in the same style as ^^ and -- etc.
Oh. Hmmm. Howzabout “).(”?
As in “Ph34r my l337 ).(, n00bz!”
Hoo, boy, that was fun. L337 iz a pa1n in teh ).(, if u 4sxorz me.
This looks quite funny, but I just wish I knew what “pwnd” meant… and NOOB.
I’ve got “n00b” (newbie), but I’m also stumped by “pwn.” Help!
pwn = own
u got pwned, foo
omg lol!
This r better than that Star Wars askii thing.
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: “AIMBOT!”
ork: “turn it off!”
Legolas: “lolol!”
Before anyone asks…here it be. Omg teh empire foos r pwned!
Bite your tongue…this is quite good, but it’s not even in the same league as the ASCII SW Trilogy.
“STFU N00B!!!1!”
Hehe.
I, too, was unfamiliar with the “pwned” part. I was able to guess that it meant “owned” based on context, but I couldn’t figure out the p part.
It turns out that in the first version of Warcraft, when a player would fight and lose against the computer, it would say that “<character> has been owned.” Except that the person responsible for programming that message had a typo and instead it read “pwned.” Thus the phrase entered the 1337 lingo. Or 1!ng0, if you must.