Why, I am ever so shocked that Wentworth would be having mint juleps on the verandah, when he was supposed to be playing doubles squash with myself and the Wakefields… no, no, not the Scranton Wakefields, they’re in the Marquesas for the season; the Stamford Wakefields.
Oh, by the by, do be a dear and tell Wentworth that I’m defriending him, won’t you? Thanks ever so much! #firstworlddouchiness