You really need to lay off the psychoactives, or at least reduce the dosage. Quit mixing whatever you’re mixing while you’re at it.
You might be stunned to know that not everyone uses your site on a phone (which, BTW, REALLY sucks), so forcing a more phone-like look on all users instead of allowing options is not a good thing. Screwing with my settings to opt me into emails for all the zillion things you want to tell me about each day, VERY not cool. Signups for email notifications need to be opt-OUT.