Non dairy whipped topping. Ooops! Sorry, that’s already taken by Cool Whip.
Budder
Peace Butter, packaged with a copy of Dr. Seuss’s The Butter Battle Book and advertised with the implication that preferring real butter is warmongering.
Soylent Yellow
You’d Butter Believe It!
Are margarines/non-butter spreads in the USA significantly different from the ones we get here in the UK? I know people like butter, but I’m a bit surprised at the animosity toward the competition - is it fact-based? Are they really an unhealthy substitute for butter?
Whatter?
If I Were A Gambling Man I Would Put A Pony On This Being Butter®
Fauxbeurre
I’m Gonna Kick Your Butt. Arrrrr!
(The logo for the last one is an aggressive yellow pirate)
Butterish.
BUTT-HER® : Making Your Pastries as Smooth as a Jenna Jameson Anal Creampie.
Butter-Sim—intended to give an air of artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bland and unpalatable condiment
Butter The Devil You Know
Butter Falsies
Xerox Your Butter
Land O’ Fakes
We could go a long way with that butter/better substitution…
Butter To Have Loved and Lost
Butter Living Through Chemistry
You’re a Butter Man than I am Gunga Din
!Butter
Wrong Whole Butter
Core O’ Nary Butter
Bushitter
This Product Is Made On Equipment That Also Makes Products Containing Butter.
Ahhhh I’m upset with myself for laughing at that.
Thanks, folks, you know how to keep a guy laughing.
Soul said:
Oh man, I can’t believe I missed “butter-ish”! (Actually, I think I thought of that one while they were running through my head, but missed it when I got around to posting.)
**Negative Lite ** said:
Mangetout said:
I’m not aware they are any different there than here. For a long time margarine was marketed as a healthy substitute for butter. Turns out that’s debatable. While it has less saturated fat and is thus slightly lighter and less cholesterol inducing, the hydrogenating is essentially saturating the oils, trans-fats are now known to be unhealthy (meaning they have to ensure they aren’t using trans-fats), and there is some concern than polyunsaturated fats have different risks.
And some people just prefer butter over margarine.
**Khaki Campbell ** said:
[scrunchy face]Yummy.[/scrunchy face]