“Butter than Nuttin’”
“Butter” by Slim Margine
Parkay!
Parkay In Front, Butter In The Rear
Margarine.
I win. 
I don’t have any new ones, but I about fell out laughing when I first saw Butter, It’s Not at the grocery, as the friend I was with picked it up and said, “Yoda makes butter substitute!”
Oh, and this:
made me giggle for about five minutes.
bows Thank you.
seeing as some of these are rather philosophical anyway…
A la recherche du butter perdu