Two completely unrelated stories.
UNO.
My husband’s 80 something year old German aunt, in Germany duhwasn’t feeling well and threw up in the toilet. When she went back to bed, she realized her teeth weren’t in.
She puked and flushed her teeth down the toilet.
(They don’t have the P/pee trap in the terlet systems like us. So the teeth are gone.)
I can’t stop chuckling over this funnysad picture.
TWO.
My FIL’s workout buddy let his chihuahua out at 2am to go wee. When it came back it, it was clear it got skunked. His buddy ( who is in a wheelchair) didn’t want to wake his wife and didn’t want to deal with the smell and acted as any rational man would in that situation, applied Axe spray deoderdant all over the dog.
As one would expect, it didn’t help.
Axe Deoderant on a chihuahua.
(The dog has been skunked about five times in a month and I think the skunk is doing it out of pure comedy now. Hey, Joe, wanna see me get the chihuahua again?)
I can’t decide which would be worse, the skunk smell or the Axe. Both together could cause a rift in the space-time continuum. Did it help with the lady chihuahuas?
Well, I wouldn’t, but I’ve never been an old German lady with no teef.
As for the dog, the skunk issue needs to get an exterminator, but the wife refuses to carry the trap should they catch it. The husband, due to his wheelchair, can’t. So, the pooch suffers in the cheapskate-stalemate.
Axe is pretty vile. Maybe they should mace the skunk with it.
If the dog’s owner has doused the dog more than once with the deodorant, my money sez that the dog keeps going back out to the skunk to find something that covers up the smell of the Axe.
I have no idea what they would cost in Germany, but a set of false teeth here in the states can cost several thousand dollars. For that much, a lot of people would do a lot of scrubbing and cleaning and sterilizing, even on a set of choppers that took this ride.
It is fucking criminal what false teeth cost here; I’ve been quoted three grand + $150-250 each for pulling the few I’ve got left. (I had partial plates; I think Marcie threw them out when she decided to divorce me. No one wants to make partials, now.)
You know, chihuahuas notoriously have bad teeth. Mine has lost all of his top teeth but his front canines. So, when I first saw the title of this thread–I thought it was going to be someone asking if replacing them with falsies would be a good idea.