He’d better watch out,
He’d better not spy,
He’d better not sue,
I’m telling you why:
Xenu’s Clams are coming to town.
I’m thinking that Grover would make a good Virgin Mary, since he’s blue and all.
If I nail a stuffed bunny to a cross, can I call it an Easter desecration? (Courtesy of the Skippy List)
I read this poem, and my jaw started to ache, weird.
Must be your body thetans acting up.
Have you got $240?
Maybe he finally discovered the verse in the Bible where Jesus says to “love your enemies,” and he’s just trying to figure out who they are so he knows who to love.
OK, so much for that idea. 
Me too.
But don’t worry - we’ll have a bunch of yahoos in here telling us how it’s all our imagination…
-Joe
It’s hard enough dealing with these people as it is. I’m not sure we need condescending pity from people who don’t seem to know American history…
Fuck you, dickhead.
Well. I think the condecending pity is gone.
I hearby state that I will have nothing to do with that man while I’m alive, and my spirit will have nothing to do with him when I’m dead.
And I’m thinking of suing Chefguy for libel 
What if I put the Flying Spagetti Monster in the manger?
Is that kosher?
I love the call to boycot Target. Just for that I will be spending double my normal amount at Target this year. Kudos to them for not caving in to some silly percived insult to “christians”.
Then my work here is done! 
Anybody asking “where did all these religious people come from?” isn’t paying attention. Moral Majority dopes have been a loud and public plague on this country for 20 years, and that’s just today’s Jerry Falwell. That said, GuanoLad, I think the current incarnation of these irritating fucks are going downhill and I don’t think they’ll be able to keep wrecking things much longer. It’s not like they annoy me less than they annoy you.
(bolding mine)
AFAIK paranoia is a mental disorder. Can’t we have these people committed ?
No. Insanity is OK, as long as it has a religious label. If you see a 900 foot tall Jesus, you’re religious; if you see a 900 foot tall mango, you’re crazy.
With the “S” backwards, naturally.
Or really, really hungry.
Probably not, though. It is pleasant to think such an event might happen. My childhood Southern Baptist preachers would refer to it a rapturous conversion.
Some fundamentalists’ objection to the use of “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas” suggests that they are unaware of the origin of the the word holiday: holy day. Such short-sightedness is enough to make the Baby Elmo cry.
My card to Jerry Falwell would say “Peace on Earth, Goodwill Toward All Human Beings.”