I feel like this should go in MPSIMS, but I am not really sure. Whatever…
No, this is not about the last words of dead people. This is a thread speculating on what the living will say on their death bed. Hopefully It will be fun…
Rules: Should be technically alive. Preferably well known, but can be someone only you know, I don’t give a crap.
All right, now for my humble addition:
Hugh Hefner: “Now I wish I spent more days in the office.”
Ted Kennedy: “Hah! You finally got me, you…ah…Bastard!”
Little Richard: “Ain’t nobody gonna give me credit for doin’ this first!”
O.J.: “Looks like someone else is gonna have to track down the *REAL * killer now!”
Ross Perot: “Wait, wait! Can I finish? Can I finish?”
Me: “It’s a fair cop.”
She said she loved me like a brother. That’s great, cause she’s from Mississippi!