Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones. They make the perfect couple cause I can’t stand either one of them. He creeps me out and she annoys the hell out of me. What does anyone see in these two. I can’t watch any movie that has either one of them in it. No one else seems to bother me as much as these two do.
At the top if my list is Gweneth Paltrow. I do not find her atractive AT ALL. She looks Skeletor for God’s sake!
Other women I find not attractive at all:
Julia Roberts
Uma Thurman (I have found her attractive in maybe two movies…maybe)
Cameron Diaz (I thought she looked good in he mask and nothing else)
Women who I admit are attractive, but I don’t find “amazingly beautiful”:
Halle Barry
Nicole Kidman
Sandra Bullocks - Yeah, right. She would win a beauty-contest… Nicole Kidman - extremely skinny with an extremely stupid look on her face… Catharina Zeta-Jones - I see a mustache within a few years… Paris Hilton - Just gross-looking with those dead eyes… Cameron Diaz - she would be great in acne commercials (although I like her smile)… Lucy Liu - those eyes!! they are just plain wrong… Liv Tyler - androgyne freakshow… Brooke Shields - female Godzilla Julia Roberts - too many teeth!!
Now the award for most hideous actress considered pretty is without a doubt : Renee Zelwegger.
I am sorry, but the kid is just butt-ugly.
Nothing about her face makes any sense.
In Me, myself & Irene Jim Carrey makes a brilliant compliment to her in which he lists all the things wrong with her face as positive.
Well, mine got mentioned. But here they are anyway:
Uma Thurman (the name that popped into my head as soon as I saw the thread title)
Halle Berry (slightly after that)
Julia Roberts (too tall and skinny)
Cameron Diaz (ditto)
Lucy Liu (how people can think she’s the most attractive one of the new Charlie’s Angels when Drew Barrymore is in there is totally beyond me)
Sandra Bullock (to be fair, I don’t think she’s generally considered in the same attractiveness category as the above)
Penelope Cruz (her face is just wrong; maybe it’s too skinny or something)
Lisa Kudrow (ditto)
Hmm…I think most of them are just too skinny, especially in the face area. Not Halle Berry, though; I don’t know why she doesn’t do anything for me.
On the other hand, I do like a lot of the women listed by other people. Even if they’re skanky. Sometimes, that’s actually a plus.
I liked the move Charlie’s Angels, but I don’t find any of the three stars more than average in looks. I also am unimpressed by Pamela Anderson, Brooke Shields, and Gwyneth Paltrow. And to further demonstrate my shallowness, Angelina Jolie and Jaime Pressly are two women whose bodies I find attractive but whose faces don’t impress me.
Hmmm, did we meet before in a thread dealing with this subject? My birthday is also three days after Bloom’s, although I wasn’t born in the same year.
Oh, LifeOnWry, Mr. Bloom is 28 years old (really! I was surprised too) so I don’t think you need feel like a child molestor for finding him attractive.
Catherine Zeta-Jones: Nada, zip, zippo, zilch.
Sharon Stone: Used to, but now she makes me ill.
Nicole Kidman
Linda Evangelista
Tyra Banks
Cate Blanchette
Might as well throw a couple of the guys in there that I’m surprised any woman would find attractive:
Richard Gere: This was the American Gigilo? Unbelivable.
Charlie Sheen
Ben Aflack: Just seems so dang dense.
Kiefer Sutherland: Maybe with he and Charlie it’s just too much knowledge of their personal life.
I, for one, think Adrian Brody is one of the hottest guys around (especially his weird bone structure). All right, he’s gotta do something about that hair.
But i cannot understand:
John Travolta
Ben Afleck
Kevin Costner
Anybody named Sutherland
Anybody named Douglas (except Kirk)
And even though she’s not my “preferred sex,” I really have to add Renee Zelwegger (she’d be just as homely if she were a man)
I was just thinking when I saw a 1999 Life year-in-pictures type deal that I am surprised I didn’t find JFK Jr. attractive. He’s tall, broad-shouldered, dark-haired, clean-shaven, just the package I usually like. But something about him was just too blah or perfect or something and I didn’t get a spark. He’s technically handsome but I’m not attracted to him.
I guess I prefer someone with a twist, like Colin Farrell or Richard Gere. (unlike some folks above )