Barbra Streisand
Susan Sarandon
Rosie O’Donnell
Sting
Michael Moore
Tom Cruise
Don’t even get me started on politicians
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wait, the list of the “famous” I like would be much easier to compile
I agree with a lot of these- Justin Timberlake (aren’t you grown up yet?), Jeremy Piven (but that might just be because he plays his character on Entourage very well), Ann Coulter (hateful horseface witch), Tom Arnold (like a snake the way he’s always licking his lips and shifting his eyes, so creepy), Carrot Top (just gross) and many, many others. However, Prince? Brad Pitt? I should just rip your tongues out your mouths right now… and Beyonce does have vocal talent, while singing. What bugs me about her is the way she talks. Some diction would be nice- you’re not in the ghetto now.
But my number one hated person is George Bush. Even if he was a nobody and I’d never seen him before or heard of him, I would still hate him. That chimp face, that durr look as stated before, that hokey way he shakes his shoulders while chuckling… everything about him creeps me out. Oh god I hate him so much.
Can I get a HELL YES?
Thank you!
(and that dumb motherfucker from My Name is Earl is one, too, so I hate him too!)
And you know what, I think that makes me some kind of racist (religionist?) or something… 
but seriously, what supreme idiots.
Dan Marino - Whether playing or doing analysis he’s just an arrogant know-it-nothing prick.
Um, he’s dead now. No more need to be angry. 
Sham Wow Guy, and Billy Amazing.
It is most assuredly not just you. I hate that prick. Sometimes, if I find I agree with him on some meaningless football issue, I’ll change my opinion just out of spite. I hate his smile. I hate his hair. I hate the stupid things he says. I really, really hate it when he calls games. I hate the fact that he’s apparently on every single football broadcast and has a stupid (wrong) opinion about every single that ever happens.
Also from the world of the NFL, Brett Favre. I have never liked that guy, but I think he established himself as a world-class douchebag with his refusal to retire. Maybe if he actually brought something worthwhile to the league, but there are players who are smarter, players who are more exciting, players who are fun to watch, and players who aren’t douchebags. Yet, we’re all subjected to Brett cry-baby Favre.
And I don’t have a reason for this, but Josh Brolin. I can’t even stand to look at him. My opinion is slightly changed because of No Country For Old Men, but mostly, I hate his face. I actually feel bad about this. I’m sure he’s a nice guy.
Oprah, along with Madonna, is a celebrity who’s so engrossed in making herself a celebrity that I’m not even sure she has a real personality anymore. Her entire life is devoted to selling Oprah. I give her props for pulling it off; she’s managed to create a hugely profitable cult of personality around absolutely nothing, not even a religion or anything, just the singular image of herself. You have to admire the marketing genius of a dumpy-looking woman who can get people to buy a magazine about her, named after her, with a picture of herself on every cover, with articles about her, that people will buy simply because it’s… her. It’s amazing.
But it’s also repulsive. Can she even relate to other humans anymore?
Same with Madonna. God, the woman frightens me. Does she even have a soul?
Paris Hilton is the only famous person I’d say has ever gotten close to “dislike totally” for me, but then she did the campaign commercial.
George Bush, if I thought he was a man of even average intelligence, might make the list.
For the most part I reserve “total dislike” for people I actually have met… and they’re not famous.
There is something about Ashton Kutcher that makes me see crimson. I hate him with the rage of a thousand rabid badgers. He’s ugly, he’s an idiot, and he’s ugly. Oh, and talentless, too.
I can’t stand Bill Murray. He has never been funny, nor he is a good actor. He simply sucks.
George W. Bush, and George H.W./Barbara for spawning him.
Dick Cheney. He’s the one who gave Dicks a bad name.
Whoopi Goldberg. She smells like rancid meat even through the TV.
Bono the Self-Righteous.
For local flavor, Al Franken and Norm Coleman. Gah! I’m all for “two men enter, one man leaves” to settle that election.
I’ll add to the chorus on that idiot Tom Cruise, Sarah Silverman, Sarah Palin, Rosie O’Donnell, Madonna (who the hell mummified her?), and Ted Nugent.
Charles Manson? Seriously? Does anyone like him?
Your list has 3 politicians (who likes them! :D), one fat blowhard and 2 criminals, you just ain’t being petty enough!
I hate Tom Hanks. I don’t know why, I loved him in “Big”, 10 miutes later I hated him. It seems very unreasonable but I can’t help it.
Paris Hilton, who is a celebrity for … god knows why! But for whatever reason she annoys the fuck out of me.
Jim Carey, Adam Sandler and several more of that ilk (that Gigilo movie person. I just saw bits of that film during the commercials of the film I was watching and he annoyed me and I can’t remember his name) they just seem perpetually stuck at an age somewhere between 12 and 16. While they are mildly amusing they just annoy me.
See that’s petty!
I also hate New Zealands new Prime Minister but that’s just me being hypocritical.
I can’t believe I forgot Mariah Carey! She is my number ONE disliked celebrity.
Victoria Beckham bugs the shit out of me. She used to be a really attractive, back when she was a Spice Girl. But then she lost a bunch of weight she didn’t need to lose and turned into an eel. I hate her sourpuss face, I hate those stupid uber-chic outfits she wears (such as a boot that lacks a heel :rolleyes:), and I hate that the papparazzi swarms her.
Madonna. Humorless, controlling and tacky. She’s desperate to be taken seriously and thought that an English accent might do the trick.
Howard Stern - He’s a lech and he’s not funny.
Margaret Thatcher.
I see somebody has paid for a new portrait of her, and it is going to be hung in 10 Downing Street. That would make a very good dart board.
First of all, I’m shocked I’m not the only person in America who can’t stand Oprah. Never liked her, don’t know why, but she just makes my skin crawl.
As others have mentioned, there’s Andy Dick, who really has the right surname. YUK.
And yeah, Sarah Silverman makes me reach for the remote. She really just squicks me RIGHT out.
Tom Cruise just because. What a jerk.
Oh, and Mel Gibson, and while we’re at it, Michael Richards. I can’t watch Seinfeld anymore because of him.
The only Baldwin brother who really makes me cringe is Alec. He’s ruined 30 Rock for me. Thanks, pal.
I’m sure there are more, though generally I do like people until they give me a reason not to. And these people have done that.
Peyton Manning. Bono. Kobe Bryant.
Anyone that’s either hyper-liberal and out of touch or hyper-conservative and out of touch (super-political Hollywood actors, Curt Schillings, and country musicians, I’m looking at you).
Ryan Reynolds - oh wait, that’s jealousy, not dislike.
Oprah.
The collective American Public: electing Bush twice and enabling reality TV is a pretty dislike-inducing two-fer.
Hillary Clinton.
I have been snickering about this for ten minutes! Thank you.
I care not for Jennifer Lopez.
Even though I disagree with you about Bill Murray, I just have to thank you for this.
Dubbya Bush- Smart as a rock & twice as dense. The ‘Knuckle-Head Mahoney’ of the 21st century, except we can’t see whose hand is up his butt.
Dick Cheney- The line “America’s Oldest Living Heart Donor” comes from the movie ‘Sabrina’, but it fits him to a ‘T’. Maybe someday the line “Raped in Prison” will fit him too.
Mark Levin/Sean Hannity/ insert radical to be named later- Promoting fear and terror through lies and disinformation throughout America daily while hiding behind Freedom of Speech.
Sarah Palin- Its like someone wrote a James Herriot parody “All Things Entitled and Ignorant” and then brought the female lead to life.
**Ashton Kutcher- ** Empty headed ass…or vampire Lestat? Fifteen minutes of fame: tick-tock, tick-tock…
**Steve Carrell / Vince Vaughn- ** No talent, not funny. Who are these guys blowing that we have to see their faces on posters in Blockbuster? Do they have safety deposit boxes full of Polaroids of various studio execs with sheep…?
Madonna- Now that she has her British Accent, can’t someone give her some John Lennon -esque passport problems so she can enjoy an even more extended stay out of the country?
Patricia Heaton- Oh, boo-fricken-hoo. All of Hollywood is actively engaged in a conspiracy not to hire you because you voted for Bush? Their loss, because bat-shit crazy is the new ‘black’…