Phyllis Diller is so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped her mother!
Phyllis Diller is so ugly that she was 30 years old before her mother stopped trying to have an abortion!
People tell Phyllis Diller that no photo ever taken of her does her justice…they all look exactly like her!
(Sorry I couldn’t resist.)
Anyway, as for ugly celebrities, I nominate:
And “star” of numerous early John Waters films - Edith “Mama Edie” Massey.
Yikes. That kitty looks like his mom had a run-in with a particularly ugly bug. What’s the story on him? Sorry for the hijack, but you can’t show us something like that, tell us he’s happy, and then not give us the rest of the story. 
One has come to mind as I’ve been watching the baseball playoffs tonight.
Tim Lincecum.
Great pitcher. He is, to be charitable, goofy-looking:
http://www.canadianbusiness.com/slideshow/2008/baseball-salaries/images/tim_lincecum.jpg
http://sox4life13.mlblogs.com/tim-lincecum-keith.jpg
Well… ugly on the inside.
Aunt Bee? No way
Where’s Cosmo Kramer?
:eek: I think I peed myself! :eek:
:eek: That looks like the creature from the end of Cronenberg’s The Fly!
Good thing I don’t work in Hollywood, or you’d all put me on the list.
He’s Chasenoface, the kitty with no face! (even more vivid, close up photo)
He also has only three legs.
Here’s his blog.
Actor Gabino Diego is Feldman’s long-lost Spanish brother. Poor dude has been used as an example of “with apologies to his mother, anyone calling him handsome hasn’t looked at him” (as in those DJs, VJs and similar who call any actor or singer handsome/beautiful).
And speaking of eyes, the rest of her wasn’t that bad, but Bette Davies definitely wasn’t a “classical beauty”.
I don’t think Steve Buschemi is ugly. He has a really interesting face.
Has something happened to Sandra Oh’s looks since I last saw her on TV (admittedly about 5 years ago)? Surprised to see her on the list.
I’m surprised the list mentioned Orson Welles and Carol Burnett. I thought both of them were very attractive when they were younger. I’m surprised to see Patti Smith, Carly Simon and Mick Jagger in this list. Admittedly, Jagger hasn’t aged well, but he was pretty dreamy as a young man. Admittedly, I find voluptuous features very appealing, so I know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea.
Edited for more content: Rondo Hatton was famous for his features, brought about by a medical condition. I hate using the phrase ugly, since by all accounts he was a fine upstanding person, but physically he was not attractive.
I don’t think she’s ugly, but I don’t think she’s remotely pretty, either. Which is one of the things I love about her and her success. She’s very real looking for a leading woman.
