Fanboys Mourn - Natalie Portman engaged and pregnant

First, my appreciate for Ms. Portman is mostly aesthetic. I mean, for all I know she doesn’t likes movies more than books. Or wouldn’t find my pretended worship of Athena & Thor amusing. Or doesn’t like cheesecake.

In the second case – well, there’s Mrs. Rhymer. If Ms. Portman loved books more than movies AND was willing to play along wiht the Athena gag AND loved cheesecake iin mine in particular, I’d still love Mrs. R. more.

There was a third thing but I forgot what it was.

Fourth, pregnant women are hot.

Fifth – the usual threats.

Well, obviously.

Everyone knows only UPS uses ballet dancers for delivery.

I know it will happen someday, most likely, but I can’t say I’m looking forward to it…

Yeah - “boyfried”? Oy.

For me, while I find her china-doll beautiful and smart and a gifted actress, I guess the most suprising thing to me was “okay, guess this means she’s actually had sex…”

:wink:

This means I don’t get your CDs and stuff, right?
dammit.

Fanboys care about Natalie Portman? She hasn’t done anything decent since Beautiful Girls.

Anyway, she’s nearly 30 and marrying a handsome Frenchman. Nothing surprising about that.

How do you think she got that part in “Leon”?

thank you

To be specific, women who were hot before they were pregnant tend to get hotter when they are pregnant.

I get the impression that she’s incredibly high maintenance; couple that with some Jessie James dude(OK a French ballet dancer…whatev)…I give it 3 years, tops, and that’s just because there’s a kid involved.

We had this discussion years back and reached no conclusion, as it is, of course, a matter of opinion. My position then and now was that healthy, happy pregnancy increases a woman’s hotness. Those who are already hot become hotter; those who are borderline hot become definitely hot; et cetera. But all happy, healthy pregnant women are comely.

You’re welcome, and I have made the flaming bees available for you to use one anyone who insinutates otherwise. Just wait till they finish with carnivorousplant.

<burp.>

Anyone got a napkin?

I haven’t dispatched the flaming bees yet. But someone left open the chamber holding the bees that explode when exposed to human gastric juices, so you might want some Pepto instead.

Then a Carnivorous Plant won’t have a problem. :slight_smile:

I sense a betting pool coming on…

Agreed about pregnant women’s hotness.

Just out of interest, what gives you that impression?

I’m always fascinated by how much some people think they “know” about celebrities from reading the supermarket gossip magazines.

Uh, did anyone else notice the meat dress on Lady Gaga on the link?

Just me?

OK.

Admittedly, it was Page Six :o , which is why I only got an impression, rather than a fully-formed opinion. I remember something about some really stuck-up stuff and demands that people not dare deign be in her proximty, etc.

She is a hardcore vegan and outspoken about political social beliefs. I don’t know if that translates to forcing her beliefs on others or if she is respectful. I feel like I’ve gotten a similar impression as An Arky but can’t place it, and don’t keep up with gossip to know if she’s done anything specific.