to her boyfried ballet dancer
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/40819601/ns/today-entertainment/
Shall we put Skald The Rhymer on suicide watch?
Okay, I’m going to be cynical and childish for a moment . . .
The fact that her fiance’s name is dangerously close to millipede and he’s a ballet dancer is making me giggle. Like, how long does it take him to tie all those tiny toe shoes?
I do not have much confidence in marriages where the couple met on a movie set. I certainly wish them the best, or at least the best one can wish a total stranger, but I don’t see it lasting.
While I respect the art and discipline of ballet, I don’t enjoy watching men perform it and regardless of the phenomenal shape he must be in, I don’t find it masculine.
Not that anyone asked.
Watch it be twins.
I was going to chide you for this immature, insensitive and childish comment.
Then I opened the link and read his name. I can’t stop giggling now.
Is there room in this handbasket for both of us? 
I can haz flying monkeys?
Natalie did claim to not be a role model. She even claimed so in rap-form, which makes it even more true.
Fanboys fear not.
It’s just her double.
Keira Knightley? Oh no, it’s worse than we thought!
Here’s an article about him in Details magazine. He sounds like an interesting, talented, creative and ambitious person (and oh lord, gorgeous when he’s clean-shaven), it’s no wonder Natalie was attracted to him.
He’s a little pencil-necked for my taste, but he’s definitely a cutie. I had actually started to think she was gay, because I never heard about her dating anyone. I would have gone gay just for her for an hour or two. 
Me too, but I’m a guy, so it doesnt make any sense.
Have you spoken to your Minister or Physician?
Man, Hayden Christensen’s going to be crushed. By big falling rocks, I hope.
Cue the Luke Skywalker-ish “NOOOOOOOOOooooooo!”
Best typo of the week.
I got a mental image of a millipede-with all 1000 legs stuck in 1000 pies.
Why would I mourn this? It’s like Shakespeare said: the beautiful are nearly morally compelled to breed, that their beauty not fade from the earth. And I wasn’t converting for her.
He was one of the dancers in Black Swan
Straight Mail Ballet Dancer.
Clearly, it’s a hoax.
(I keed, I keed)