I recently discovered that there is such a thing as Lotus Notes fanboys.
Anybody else run across fanboys for unexpected subjects?
People who collect gift cards (of the used up or never activated variety). Makes as much sense to me as collecting expired coupons for Charmin.
No. Way.
Lotus Notes is an abomination. You’d have to be as irrational as a fanboy to even like it.
So what your saying is if I illegally download a copy I wouldn’t get arrested, I’d get laughed at
OTOH, you could well end up with several IBM Global Services consultants at your door offering their services, which would arguable be an even worse fate 
Do you really want to be the guy in court trying to explain why he pirated a copy of Lotus Notes? Getting your name printed next to that would be worse than the actual punishment.
Salad arrangers.
Family event dinners used to be at a restaurant with a salad bar. I would always arrange my salad fixings such that they were symmetrical or otherwise aesthetically pleasing, to the amusement of my family. For my birthday later that year one family member actually found a greeting card for which the punchline involved making fun of people that do this.
So there must be enough people aesthetically arranging their salads out there for someone to have made a greeting card about it.
Seriously, you didn’t know there were software fanboys?
I worked for Lotus for about 5 years, so maybe these things are only obvious to me.
Hell, there’s enough people doing it so that there’s a standard culinary term for it: “composed salad”. Granted, the ingredients are usually a bit more schmancy than your regular salad-bar fixings, but that’s the basic idea.
Table setting fans. They actually have table-setting contests, where the competitors try to set the fanciest, most elaborate table, down to the menu for the proposed meal. The dishes and silverware must be appropriate to the menu (for example, seafood forks for shrimp, rice bowls for a Chinese meal, etc.) and everything must be perfectly symmetrical. I read an article about this hobby in which a mother and daughter team who entered the LA County Fair table-setting contest were described as carrying rulers and measuring tape to measure the proper distance for the dishes, silverware, table linens and centerpieces for their displays. I had a chance to witness one of these contests last year, but couldn’t go at the last minute. It would have been interesting to attend.