Yay! I got a fancy new computer! Me, who’s been complaining about it for years! Yay!
<deafening silence of no one caring>
What is fancy about it? Is it art deco?
Let’s see, I have a lot of computers but it always seems to me that in 6 months computers that are twice as fast & half as expensive come out. This has been the same for years.
Not including ram, of course, which fluctuates with those blasted earthquakes in asia.